Freakiest Spam EVER

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I don't know how I deserved the honor to get this, but it's THE weirdest spam I ever received. If anyone is interested in any of the offers, I can pm you the email :D

Black market is online again !

1. Heroin, in liquid and crystal form.
2. Rocket fuel and Tomohawk rockets (serious enquiries only).
3. Other rockets (Air-to-Air), orders in batches of 10.
4. New shipment of cocaine has arrived, buy 9 grams and get 10th for free.
5. We also offer gay-slaves for sale, we offer only such service on the NET,
you can choose the one you like, then get straight to business.
6. Fake currencies, such as Euros and US dollars, prices would match competition.
7. Also, as always, we offer widest range of child pornography and exclusive lolita
galleries, to keep out clients busy.

Everyone is welcome, be it in States or any other place worldwide.

ATTENTION. Clearance offer. Buy 30 grams of heroin, get 5 free.
Prepay your batch of rockets (air-to-air) and recieve a portable rocket-lacuncher.

For security reasons, please email me if you want to get address of our online shop.
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MisterX-
That is fuckin hilarious!
No joke, Can I have that dudes e-mail address?
I wanna fuck with him! Please please please please please!!!!!
 
Haha, I knew someone would fall for one of the offers! You'd like yourself some gay slaves, wouldn't you! ;)

Here's the info, see if you can get a Tomohawk or two :D

Return-Path: aabdehko@3wt.com.br
From: "Sonja Hopper" stemurphy@juno.com
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Lol just sent em an email

"I'm not sure if this is real or not, but I was wondering how I could get more information about your website that offers an assortment of "good" products.

I was interested in the offer for gay men. I'm not quite sure what you mean by "slave", but I would like to have an opportunity to pay for the company of multiple men.
There are also a few more products that your email mentioned that sparked my interest.

Could you please give me more information?
Thank you
Best Regards"

I hope this dude writes back, haha

Holy shit, what if he actually did have a website that offered drugs, weapons, and slaves?

haha
 
Like those guys who think they're meeting a 13 year old girl they met in a chat room? The ones who wind up naked on TV?

Hmmmm, maybe that's how they collect their gay slaves... Phre, if you wind up being a gay slave, when you finally escape, be sure to come back here and tell us all about it, eh?

Or maybe, it's a way to collect e-mail addresses of the worlds most gullible people. Seems to me like anyone who expresses an interest in any of the stuff listed would be the perfect candidate for every spam list in the world.

Good luck, either way.
 
lol, either way, the address I used already gets nothing but spam or mail from my grandma... So I just look for her email addy, and ignore the rest...


And yea, what if I end up naked on TV, portrayed as a 13 year old boy?
O_o
Weird. I'll probably never hear anything back... And hopefully I don't have anymore warrants.... O_o
hahaha
 
lmfao
the more I read that, the funnier it gets...

It's like a fire sale...
"Pre order your air to air rockets, and get a FREE rocket launcher!"

I bet this dude sells ebooks.

Joel Comm, is that you?
 
I agree that this spammer will come up some time later to sell his ebook at $7 on this ! :D
 
LOL, that's pretty fucked up...

gotta be fake... but it's still fucked up...

glad I'm not on that mailing list...
 
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