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The first person to respond to this post who has more posts here than I do.

500 words, give or take.

I need to write something. You tell me what to write about. I will have it done by tomorrow.

Upon delivery, you must post in this thread and tell the world if I suck or not.

Extra bonus if you have "Glow" in your handle.

That is all.
 


Clarify for me, please

When you say, "Some woman's" are you meaning "some random woman's, I don't care who, you make the whole thing up, please" or "Some woman" in particular who actually did the diet with whole fruits and vegetables?

The latter may be more difficult, as I probably do not know the woman you are referring to, unless she is in Omaha, Nebraska. Even then, I probably don't know her.

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I could really use a post on some woman's dieting experience with whole fruits and vegetables.
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Do you want this woman to have a:

a) positive experience with eating whole fruits and vegetables

b) neutral experience with eating whole fruits and vegetables

c) fatal mishap due to eating whole fruits and vegetables

In my professional opinion, c) is the more entertaining option.

argh01 said:
Some random woman, I don't care who, just make it up.
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Thank you so much

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I recently was given an expiring domain for such a site and I need some content to barf up on it :)
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$30k spent on a few degrees and I'm writing for a guy who wants vomit.

I will work, but I will not give you vomit. In fact, I will give you 3 articles.

One will be mine.

One will be written by an Indian.

One will be run through a wordspinner several times.
 
More information please. Both ways.

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Oh. Yeah, uh "C" is the most entertaining, but I need to encourage the visitor to try eating some celery. So a positive result would be best. Thanks again!
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Did you know that celery is the sixth-best-selling vegetable in the United States?

Did you want her to only eat celery? Or could she eat a wider variety of foods?

Will this be a blog post?

Does this girl have a history of dieting without success? Or did she just wake up, think "I'm fat," and start eating massive quantities of celery?

Because I've known people who have done the latter, and it almost always results in a fatal mishap. Just saying. I want to be accurate.
 
It will not be a blog post.

TBH, I'd like to use it as cornerstone for a site. Something akin to "I tried acai but it sucked. Now I've tried eating fruits, vegetables and water, and I'm losing the weight and keeping it off." Audax gave me "volumetrics-diet.com" and I need some content. The "volumetrics" diet is "eating vegetables and low-energy-density foods" to feel full and not high energy density foods like ... uh, protein bars and chocolate.

No, not just celery, and I'll stop being a little flippant. I do like the idea of a fatal yet hilarious mishap, but IMHO, the best answer will be something like "I tried X and it didn't work. This is working." X should be singular.

Vomit is probably the wrong word :) But bulemia doesn't work either.
 
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argh01 said:
It will not be a blog post.

TBH, I'd like to use it as cornerstone for a site. Something akin to "I tried acai but it sucked. Now I've tried eating fruits, vegetables and water, and I'm losing the weight and keeping it off." Audax gave me "volumetrics-diet.com" and I need some content. The "volumetrics" diet is "eating vegetables and low-energy-density foods" to feel full and not high energy density foods like ... uh, protein bars and chocolate.

No, not just celery, and I'll stop being a little flippant. I do like the idea of a fatal yet hilarious mishap, but IMHO, the best answer will be something like "I tried X and it didn't work. This is working." X should be singular.

Vomit is probably the wrong word :) But bulemia doesn't work either.
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Flippant is fine. I'm flippant for about 12 hours a day. Possibly more.

You will have your cornerstone, sir.

Oh yes. You will have your cornerstone.
 
Day-um.

That's almost three pages of content, pal. :) Thanks!

It all reads... like a human, born and bred in the midwestern US, wrote it. It's astounding, insightful. Amazing.

I think I wet myself.

jdomaha does not suck.
 
Damn right.

It was kind of difficult to put myself in the frame of mind of a 25-year-old chick who has suddenly realised that she's overweight and in need of a change in diet.

Fun though. Better than sitting here and watching inmates play cards.

argh01 said:
Day-um.

That's almost three pages of content, pal. :) Thanks!

It all reads... like a human, born and bred in the midwestern US, wrote it. It's astounding, insightful. Amazing.

I think I wet myself.

jdomaha does not suck.
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