From Craigslist ... "My fantasy... - w4m - 26"

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John said:
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Hu, I just clicked the link and it seemed to work ok. But here it is.

OK guys this one is a little strange but stay with me. I am a 26-year-old Center City girl. I am 5'7" with red hair, blue eyes, and a nice figure (or so I have been told). Ever since I was a little girl I've been slightly obsessed with April O'Neil from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. She’s got red hair, wears a sexy yellow jumpsuit and gets down with anthropomorphic pizza-fiends. Most girls want nothing to do with dudes that live in the sewers, but not April O’Neil. That's why I love her.

My fantasy is to have four well-built guys dress like the TMNTs (or at least wear TMNT masks) and gang-bang me. I will host, wear the jumpsuit, buy the pizza and totally play the part. It will be cool if you call me "dude," and eat pizza during our breaks.

If you have a fifth partner who can videotape, he has to dress up as that old man-rat wearing a pink kimono!

Hit me up and help me fulfill my fantasy.

Thanks guys!

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hahah. you gotta love the Internet and all the filth it brings out in people. I bet she got tens of responses within 10 minutes of posting that
 
stanley said:
hahah. you gotta love the Internet and all the filth it brings out in people. I bet she got tens of responses within 10 minutes of posting that
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I would bet money that it's fake, but, who knows. People are pretty screwy and I wouldn't be totally surprised if it were real.
 
jerxs said:
If it is, that is one fucked up bitch and you may just be one fucked up dude for entertaining the thought!:1orglaugh:
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HA! Yea, I'm a little nutty, but I couldn't do it, to much testosterone in one room for me.


Karnul said:
Oh Oh, can I be the rat?
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If you get the job, post a copy here!
 
I'd probably not be able to do it, cause I would be laughing my head off in that turtle diguise.

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So we get to kick shredder in the balls and then get to screw her? Coun't me in.... :eek7:

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joe said:
I'm probably the only one here who has NEVER seen a single episode of that show.
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They were among my favorites. And yepp, if she's hot and the other ninjas aren't retards, I'd wear a turtle suit:zzwhip:
 
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