Due to some health issues, I've taken a 3 year sabbatical from tech work. I looked forward to exploring what exciting offline opportunities may have been looming just over the digital horizon, having misspent my youth in front of one screen after another. I looked into several possibilities, tried a few things, even worked on a farm for a bit and got my hands dirty (I mean covered in blisters).
After this little excursion into the romantic notion of an uncomplicated, offline existence, I came away with mainly one newly grounded perspective: making money on computers is so much fucking easier. For me. It's just not even close.
So I'm back, full of newly forged enthusiasm for the wonderfully convoluted cluster fuck of technology that shits out porn, easy women, and money on its way to some uncertain and probably horrible catastrophe out in the distance.