Funny Fuckin Indian Applicants

jryan54

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Marketing oneself from time to time as an SEO consultant can bring in some funny emails. I'm sure some of you have had them before from both people wanting 1st page ranking for "payday loans" up to those indians that send resumes off trying to get jobs. Well I had a good one yesterday.

Some funny ass Indian sends me an unsolicited resume and cover letter looking for a job. Now top marks for his hustle but I have to laugh at his terribly broken "engrish". So looking through his resume I see that he has listed 3 or 4 companies/websites that he has worked for and he was even made employee of the month for one firm/website!!!

So during my coffee break I whois searched that site wondering who it was....and lo and behold...guess who the registrant was...thats right...the dodgy Indian LMAO. In fact he was the registrant contact for all of the listed sites/companies in his resume.

So I guess he made himself "employee of the month" :)

I really should troll him for fun but I'm simply too nice.
 


Marketing oneself from time to time as an SEO consultant can bring in some funny emails. I'm sure some of you have had them before from both people wanting 1st page ranking for "payday loans" up to those indians that send resumes off trying to get jobs. Well I had a good one yesterday.

Some funny ass Indian sends me an unsolicited resume and cover letter looking for a job. Now top marks for his hustle but I have to laugh at his terribly broken "engrish". So looking through his resume I see that he has listed 3 or 4 companies/websites that he has worked for and he was even made employee of the month for one firm/website!!!

So during my coffee break I whois searched that site wondering who it was....and lo and behold...guess who the registrant was...thats right...the dodgy Indian LMAO. In fact he was the registrant contact for all of the listed sites/companies in his resume.

So I guess he made himself "employee of the month" :)

I really should troll him for fun but I'm simply too nice.
Like indian's are the only one's who do this lol.
 
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