Funny random improvized IRC convo

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[19:03:49] [Nathan|Away] "|whom|" isn't a valid irc command, so you know :-)
[19:05:04] ([ /whois initiated ])
[19:05:04] × Nathan|Away is 'Nathan (nathanr.ca)' [i=nathan@unaffiliated/nathan]
[19:05:04] × Nathan|Away is using irc.freenode.net [http://freenode.net/]
[19:05:04] × Nathan|Away is identified to services
[19:05:04] × Nathan|Away is signed on as account Nathan
[19:05:04] × Nathan|Away has been idle: 1min 15secs
[19:05:04] × Nathan|Away signed on: 5hrs 15mins 53secs ago [Fri Dec 26 13:49:11 2008]
[19:05:04] ([ /whois terminated ])
[19:05:08] [productionhead] WAIT
[19:05:10] [productionhead] wait
[19:05:11] [productionhead] what
[19:05:22] [productionhead] how did you know what i typed that
[19:05:24] [Nathan|Away] you joined ##gaygeeks and said |whom|
[19:05:29] [Nathan|Away] because i was there?
[19:05:30] [productionhead] oh
[19:05:31] [productionhead] i see
[19:05:33] [Nathan|Away] i didnt just pick that from thin air
[19:05:44] [productionhead] you are NSA
[19:05:45] [productionhead] ?
[19:05:48] [Nathan|Away] give me a little credit, my nick says away, i was away
[19:05:51] [Nathan|Away] what's nsa?
[19:06:17] [productionhead] National Security Agency
[19:06:31] [Nathan|Away] Is it ok with you to ask a simple question?
[19:06:35] [Nathan|Away] goddamn
[19:06:43] [Nathan|Away] it is like i'm a federal agent just for making a comment
[19:06:50] [Nathan|Away] are we a little paranoid?
[19:06:53] [productionhead] whats wrong with you?
[19:07:02] [Nathan|Away] you asking me if i'm nsa?
[19:07:06] [productionhead] well are you?
[19:07:10] [productionhead] why are you so reluctant to answer
[19:07:16] [productionhead] this is only making me more suspicious
[19:07:17] [Nathan|Away] you are paranoid.
[19:07:24] [Nathan|Away] like i said, paranoid
[19:07:25] [productionhead] facts are fact
[19:07:28] [Nathan|Away] is the world out to get you?
[19:07:29] [productionhead] you still haven't answered me
[19:07:41] [productionhead] you are Nathan Hawkins from NSA?
[19:07:45] [Nathan|Away] i find the question insulting, and i find it paranoid
[19:07:50] [productionhead] nathan
[19:07:58] [productionhead] you told me 12 days ago you would message me online
[19:08:02] [productionhead] and here you are
[19:08:03] [Nathan|Away] what??
[19:08:06] [Nathan|Away] you have the wrong nathan
[19:08:15] [productionhead] nathan
[19:08:17] [Nathan|Away] i can prove it. nathanr.ca is me, my name starts with r not h
[19:08:17] [productionhead] YOU told me
[19:08:23] [Nathan|Away] no i did not
[19:08:23] [productionhead] not to fall for coincidences
[19:08:29] [productionhead] and this is no coincidence
[19:08:35] [Nathan|Away] i am not a fucking agent, i can prove it
[19:08:38] [productionhead] i just didnt think you would use a unsecured irc server to talk to me
[19:08:43] [Nathan|Away] i live in canada. not the usa
[19:08:45] [productionhead] we could have used other methods
[19:08:47] [productionhead] ohhhh
[19:08:52] [productionhead] youre using canadian servers to relay the message
[19:08:52] [Nathan|Away] god you are so fucking paranoid it isnt funny
[19:08:55] [productionhead] brilliant
[19:09:00] [productionhead] well
[19:09:02] [Nathan|Away] freenode is not located in canda
[19:09:05] [productionhead] ill open up transmission
[19:09:09] [productionhead] you can tell me what you wan
[19:09:14] [productionhead] and ill relay it to the operator
[19:09:15] [Nathan|Away] i dont "want" anything
[19:09:20] [productionhead] look
[19:09:22] [productionhead] im just doing my job
[19:09:34] [Nathan|Away] can i not tell a person they made a mistake without being suspected of being a spy?
[19:09:38] [Nathan|Away] answer the question
[19:09:40] [productionhead] look
[19:09:43] [Nathan|Away] answer the question
[19:09:47] [Nathan|Away] i said answer it
[19:09:55] [Nathan|Away] can i not tell a person they made a mistake without being suspected of being a spy?
[19:09:56] [productionhead] YOU TOLD ME, you were going to ask me a question as a signal that you are Nathan of the NSA.
[19:10:04] [Nathan|Away] i didnt tell you anything
[19:10:09] [Nathan|Away] because i've never talked to you before
[19:10:10] [productionhead] and that i would recieve crucial documents through a digital signal
[19:10:18] [productionhead] why don't you just do your job nathan ?
[19:10:21] [Nathan|Away] and if i were an agent, i wouldnt play these kinds of games
[19:10:24] [productionhead] give me the fucking files so i can get off this computer
[19:10:28] [Nathan] i dont HAVE a job
[19:10:31] [Nathan] alright?
[19:10:34] [Nathan] is that ok with you?
[19:10:35] [productionhead] ok
[19:10:35] [productionhead] ok
[19:10:36] [productionhead] look
[19:10:39] [productionhead] ill be understanding
[19:10:40] [productionhead] i get it
[19:10:42] [productionhead] i get the whole thing
[19:10:42] [Nathan] you are fucking paranoid
[19:10:44] [productionhead] i got it nathan
[19:10:45] [productionhead] NATHAN
[19:10:46] [productionhead] i got it
[19:10:48] [productionhead] it took me a while to get it
[19:10:50] [productionhead] but i got it
[19:10:52] [Nathan] you dont.
[19:10:55] [Nathan] you obviously dont
[19:10:55] [productionhead] i see what youre saying
[19:11:06] [Nathan] i am a 32 year old male located in ottawa canada
[19:11:09] [productionhead] okay, just contact me with other relays if this was the wrong one
[19:11:09] [Nathan] not usa
[19:11:11] [Nathan] not an agent
[19:11:12] [Nathan] of any kind
[19:11:15] [productionhead] yes.
[19:11:16] [productionhead] i know nathan.
[19:11:17] [productionhead] i know.
[19:11:19] [productionhead] don't worry
[19:11:21] [Nathan] no you do not
[19:11:26] [productionhead] johnson won't hear about youre fuckup
[19:11:28] [Nathan] you think this is a game, i dont play games
[19:11:32] [productionhead] what game?
[19:11:33] [Nathan] who the fuck is that?
[19:11:42] [Nathan] the game where you think i'm an nsa agent
[19:11:45] [Nathan] that game
[19:11:58] [productionhead] [19:11:06] [Nathan] i am a 32 year old male located in ottawa canada
[19:12:09] [productionhead] ill decode this if you send me the keyword
[19:12:10] [Nathan] i am a normal (depends what you think normal is) every day person, not an agent, nobody special or important
[19:12:24] [productionhead] you are special
[19:12:30] [productionhead] because this is an ingenious way to communicate
[19:12:32] [productionhead] we talk in code
[19:12:35] [productionhead] we talk on an irc server
[19:12:37] [productionhead] its great
[19:12:39] ° Nathan does not speak in code
[19:12:42] [productionhead] youre def gonna get a bump in paygrade
[19:12:45] [productionhead] ill talk to johnson
[19:12:47] [productionhead] about it
[19:12:49] [Nathan] god, you are such a fucking idiot.
[19:12:52] [productionhead] what?
[19:13:00] [productionhead] thats not in our code book
[19:13:03] [productionhead] was that improvised?
[19:13:06] [Nathan] i only told you you made a mistake. that's all i messaged you for.
[19:13:12] [Nathan] i am not a goddamned agent
[19:13:13] [productionhead] i made no mistake
[19:13:18] [productionhead] |whom| was the code word for identification
[19:13:18] [Nathan] yeah you did
[19:13:25] [productionhead] YOU know this nathan
[19:13:30] [Nathan] no i do not
[19:13:31] [productionhead] why do you have to be so hard to work with
[19:13:37] [productionhead] im changing my desk when we get back to DC
[19:13:47] [Nathan] i mesaged you because i thought that was some kind of irc command which is why i messaged you and said it isnt
[19:13:50] [productionhead] youre always playing mind games with me
[19:13:55] [productionhead] do i really have the wrong person?
[19:13:59] [Nathan] ok, if this makes you feel any better, i can send you my passport.
[19:14:03] [productionhead] look
[19:14:07] [Nathan] proves i am not the person you think i am
[19:14:08] [productionhead] if i do have the wrong person
[19:14:12] [productionhead] i want you not to repeat
[19:14:12] [Nathan] hang on
[19:14:14] [productionhead] anything
[19:14:21] [productionhead] i will not CLICK on any link sent by you
[19:14:30] [productionhead] please
[19:14:33] [productionhead] i think i made a mistake
[19:14:33] ‹- notice -Nathan- DCC Send passport.jpg (99.246.138.40)
[19:14:35] × DCC send request from [Nathan]/[99.246.138.40] received. Trying to get [passport.jpg]/[747.85KB] through port [4054]...
[19:14:38] [Nathan] receive that.
[19:14:43] [Nathan] it is prove i'm canadian
[19:14:49] [Nathan] no viruses, you can even scan for them
[19:14:54] [productionhead] can you email it?
[19:15:05] [productionhead] so i can have a Document of Record in case we need to persecute you
[19:15:06] [Nathan] whatever.
[19:15:11] [Nathan] pfff.
[19:15:12] [productionhead] liltinggrace0@gmail.com
[19:15:15] [productionhead] look
[19:15:17] [Nathan] persecute me for telling the truth?
[19:15:18] [productionhead] if you are the wrong person
[19:15:20] [productionhead] THEN
[19:15:21] [productionhead] please
[19:15:23] [Nathan] ok i'm stopping here, you really need to get help
[19:15:23] [productionhead] do not repeat anything
[19:15:26] [productionhead] we've spoken on
[19:15:28] [productionhead] please
[19:15:31] [Nathan] i dont owe you any favours
 


[19:15:34] [productionhead] NO
[19:15:35] [productionhead] DONT DO THIS
[19:15:39] [Nathan] but who would i tell? seriously. i'm a normal person.
[19:15:44] [productionhead] thats what they all say nathan
[19:15:47] [productionhead] Nathaniel
[19:15:49] [Nathan] i dont know anyone important enough to tell, even if i wanted to, which i dont
[19:15:54] [Nathan] dont fucknig call me that
[19:15:57] [Nathan] that isnot my name
[19:16:01] [Nathan] i hate it when people call me that
[19:16:06] [productionhead] WHAT
[19:16:08] [productionhead] YOU ARE NATHAN
[19:16:11] [Nathan] nathaniel is not my name
[19:16:12] [productionhead] NATHAN ALWAYS RESPONDS LIKE THAT
[19:16:13] [Nathan] nathan is my name
[19:16:15] [productionhead] WHEN I CALL HIM THAT
[19:16:19] [Nathan] my id says nathan, i was born nathan
[19:16:19] [productionhead] YOU'RE NATHAN!! HAHA
[19:16:21] [productionhead] give me your number
[19:16:23] [productionhead] ill call you
[19:16:26] [productionhead] so we can talk
[19:16:48] [Nathan] umm. i think you need to get some help mate
[19:16:58] [productionhead] help for what?
[19:17:01] [Nathan] you're either having me on or you're paranoid
[19:17:10] [productionhead] having me on?
[19:17:14] [productionhead] what does that mean in canada
[19:17:16] [productionhead] am i turning you on?
[19:17:20] [Nathan] no.
[19:17:33] [productionhead] okay
[19:17:36] [productionhead] lets talk human to human
[19:17:37] [Nathan] you obviously dont know british slang, which i do, because i'm english. "having someone on" means "playing games with them"
[19:17:45] [Nathan] that's what i've been trying to do.
[19:17:54] [productionhead] NSA deals with issues within the US
[19:17:55] [Nathan] you cant do that obviously without thinking i'm an agent
[19:17:56] [productionhead] im not CIA
[19:18:02] [productionhead] so i wouldnt know about other cultures
[19:18:12] [productionhead] okay
[19:18:13] [productionhead] got it
[19:18:13] [Nathan] yeah and i'm canadian, what would an nsa agent be doing in canada, einstein?
[19:18:24] [productionhead] obviously you're trying to innovate
[19:18:28] [Nathan] canada is a little out of the usa's jurisdiction
[19:18:29] [productionhead] attack them from where they won't see you
[19:18:47] [Nathan] ok i'm done trying to talk to you, you just dont get it
[19:18:51] ‹- notice -Nathan-  YOU HAVE BEEN SET ON IGNORE  Have a nice day.
[19:21:34] [Nathan] for purposes of argument, my ip address is 99.246.138.40 (an nsa agent wouldn't tell you that or would at least not make it traceable, i'm giving you a means of verifying who i am). my website is nathanr.ca, again, nothing special there, it's a blog. i own a channel on undernet, again just a few guys chatting, nothing important. my iq is 175. i live in canada, i dont work besides doing a few things here and there for volunteer basis. you've conf
[19:22:15] [Nathan] that's all i'm going to tell you without giving you personal information like id and address.
[19:22:29] [productionhead] 175 IQ is a bit high
[19:22:34] [productionhead] you sure you're not who im looking for?
[19:22:47] [productionhead] just kidding.
[19:22:48] [productionhead] i got you
[19:22:54] [productionhead] im sorry for causing any trouble
[19:22:58] [productionhead] but i just nede to make sure
[19:23:04] [productionhead] our country is at stake
[19:23:17] [Nathan] it makes me wonder why you would use "a code phrase" in a GAY CHANNEL. something about that just doesnt add up.
[19:23:29] [productionhead] because the terrorists don't expect that
[19:23:30] [productionhead] think about it man
[19:23:37] [productionhead] but don't repeat this anywhere
[19:23:41] [productionhead] or you will face consequences
[19:25:32] [Nathan] and as for the "nathan" nickname/handle on freenode, i've had that for over a year. therefore, not the person you were looking for.
 
[19:28:13] [Nathan] the only reason i am not going to the nsa website and submitting the log (either you have a few screws loose or there really is an agent who fucked up) is that i didnt properly log it. you should be thankful.
[19:28:27] [Nathan] get some help. goodnight.
[19:28:39] [productionhead] code 8591
 
Hahahaha that's some funny shit. even better than fucking with hustlingrind back in the day

"I have an IQ of 175" rofl what a prick
 
I don't condone starting a fake conversation with someone and posting the results as to publicly humiliate them and I, as the apparent "target", request its removal.

Thank you in advance.
 
I suggest you contact the website administrator. He posts on this forum under the alias of 'Jon.'

Thank you in advance.
 
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I noticed one person by the nickname of splat- tried to toy with me before I told him to take a walk in traffic.

Anyone who tries to do that will be reported to their ISP and/or freenode because I take that as harassment.

Again, I am repeating my request for this thread to be deleted. Nothing good comes from humiliating/making fun of someone and encouraging others to do the same.
 
hahaha, good luck nathan. In all fairness, we told him in chat that this story sucked.
 
OMG! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Nathan... you sent him a copy of your PASSPORT... Are you fucking nuts?!

...and no I will not delete this thread. Its pretty funny and it also shows that people with an IQ of 175 can be pretty fucking stupid too. Everyone has their moments I guess.
 
I don't condone starting a fake conversation with someone and posting the results as to publicly humiliate them and I, as the apparent "target", request its removal.

Thank you in advance.
I noticed one person by the nickname of splat- tried to toy with me before I told him to take a walk in traffic.

Anyone who tries to do that will be reported to their ISP and/or freenode because I take that as harassment.

Again, I am repeating my request for this thread to be deleted. Nothing good comes from humiliating/making fun of someone and encouraging others to do the same.

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