Getting Married/Marriage Expenses
- Thread starter The Lunchbox
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marriage is a sacred institution and none of us should ever question it. here i wrote a poem for all you lovebirds:
This is my poem.
Unforgettable really.
Reality is marriage is lovely.
But depends on who you married.
Of course for some it doesn't matter.
For all those with hubbies, marriage is beautiful.
Love can never be forgotten, but it can be undone.
All in all, marriage can be your saving grace, or course willfully partaken.
Plus there are many perks - getting your man-clitoris sucked on a treadmill whilst you spam CL.
This is my poem.
Unforgettable really.
Reality is marriage is lovely.
But depends on who you married.
Of course for some it doesn't matter.
For all those with hubbies, marriage is beautiful.
Love can never be forgotten, but it can be undone.
All in all, marriage can be your saving grace, or course willfully partaken.
Plus there are many perks - getting your man-clitoris sucked on a treadmill whilst you spam CL.
This made me lol. Thanks for that.
Btw, I know you were trying to insult me, but all I could think of with that last line was how small your dick must really be if it's the size of a clitoris.
Still wondering who in their right mind makes a 7am breakfast appointment the day after their wedding. Did you have an important client to meet or something?
Here's mine:
Roses are red,
Violets are a winner,
Shut your fucking hole bitch,
and fix me dinner.
Whaddya think? Pulitzer?
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