Girlfriend wants to start a "Sexy Maid Service"



Ohhh, she's a God fearing Christian woman? Fucken hell, they're the biggest sluts around I've heard. Wonder why she wants to be a "sexy maid". Wants to explore after all of daddy's oppression.
 
Here is a solution ...

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Personally, I don't like the fucking idea but I can't even imagine how fast this would scale and I think she's getting serious about it. And it isn't ever good when she's serious.

Dress up as sexy maids, cops, I don't know. Charge a few hundred bucks for you to come clean their house for a few hours. Wouldn't take long to get 5 clients a week, 1 a day or shit they can fit almost all in one day.

But what about legal shit, contracts "Not to touch", insurance if a maid steals or gets assaulted(This is my biggest fear).


Look her in the eye - her good eye if she has a lazy one - and tell her:

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Personally, I don't like the fucking idea but I can't even imagine how fast this would scale and I think she's getting serious about it. And it isn't ever good when she's serious.

Dress up as sexy maids, cops, I don't know. Charge a few hundred bucks for you to come clean their house for a few hours. Wouldn't take long to get 5 clients a week, 1 a day or shit they can fit almost all in one day.

But what about legal shit, contracts "Not to touch", insurance if a maid steals or gets assaulted(This is my biggest fear).

Shoot some shit at me.

The idea of you actually considering letting her do it tells everyone on this forum you sir, are under the thumb.
 
Bro, 90% of us here on wickedfire suck dick for free. If we were paid to play maid we would. However we're resigned to creating shemale subscription sites that upsell health-centered enemas. Let your girlfriend suck dick and live her dream. Stop being a blowjob nazi.

P.s. What's her phone number?
 
I think she just want to see how dumb you are... She already knows you are soft, and now she is just checking how deeply soft... But if you want to keep her, there is only one way to do that properly.

Tell her to get on her knees to suck your dick like a real bitch. If you do this like a man, maybe you will get back your respect and she will love you forever. Try it and report back.
 
I want a WHORE, I'll hire a WHORE. Easy Peasy, dime a dozen. They'll dress up however you want, maids, indian princesses, nazi gestapo bitch stormtroopers.

When I want my fucking TOILET cleaned, I call Merry Maids or whatever.

Is she going to compete on price with firms like that? Or is her USP simply to titillate basement dwelling phaggots with T&A while she does a substandard job on the shitstool?

YOU FUCKING LITTLE BETA BITCH, THE FACT THAT YOU WOULD EVEN CONTEMPLATE THIS COURSE OF ACTION TELLS US ALL WE NEED TO KNOW ABOUT YOU. AND THE FACT SHE IS CONSIDERING IT TELLS ALL ABOUT HER TOO. AND LEAVE JEEBUS OUT OF IT.

Good Luck, Weenie.
 
I would say that a lot depends on if she's going to work on the business or in the business.

There's a good Michael Senoff interview with a guy who uses Craigslist to manage a cleaning service from bed. I can't find the website where it's free and haven't more time right now to see if I still have the MP3 on my hard drive, but PM me so I can come back to it later. Anyhow, here's the sales page for it:

HMA Cleaning Business - Marketing & Consulting - HMA University

It's a pretty good concept, great interview and your girlfriend can put it to use without leaving your site in her lovely little uniforms while commanding a legion of cute little ponies who do.
 
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was about to say. Lot's of neckbeard fatty trolling aside - does she want to pimp other bitches? or be the whore?

Also - you should beat the Christian out of her. Whether she's a slut or not - she's a fucking idiot, and that's worse.
 
100% you will have issues with a) employees selling sex, effectively making you a pimp. Which im pretty sure isn't legal in most places. b) You are sending girls to strangers houses, before long a psycho will hurt one of them and you'll find yourself in court.