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Seriously.

Between the heat and the morons online (not here, obviously... well, some.) I'm just feeling like something a bit SNAFU.
Whilst normally I'd go in for some fairly safe violence at a local gymnasium to get this out, it's just too hot for that. So, I'm in a bad mood, I'm snapping... other people must suffer!

So I'm looking for something to promote that's wrong.
Something along the lines of the suicide promos I joked about the other month. Deathsport DVDs or something. Just so long as it's not diet, not out and out illegal (borderline's cool), and whilst I'll go for fucked up porn, not 2-girls-1-cup fucked up... I'm nauseous enough from the heat already.
I want to take something wrong, and see if I can make it work.

Currently my thinking is a pro-suicide blog, that links to things like paint thinner, firearms, etc.

I figure I'm willing to put the rest of this heatwave, and maybe $100 into it.
 


i heard 3 guys 1 hammer people are looking for recruits

i think you'd fit in with them
 
Try throwing eggs at people as they come out of shops. The fight afterward if a great way to blow off some steam.
 
Vomit Bags and decorative pouches for bulimics?

Seems pretty !@#$ed up to me. Its not quite the same as marketing people into killing themselves but still its pretty evil.
 
HarveyJ said:
Seriously.

Between the heat and the morons online (not here, obviously... well, some.) I'm just feeling like something a bit SNAFU.
Whilst normally I'd go in for some fairly safe violence at a local gymnasium to get this out, it's just too hot for that. So, I'm in a bad mood, I'm snapping... other people must suffer!

So I'm looking for something to promote that's wrong.
Something along the lines of the suicide promos I joked about the other month. Deathsport DVDs or something. Just so long as it's not diet, not out and out illegal (borderline's cool), and whilst I'll go for fucked up porn, not 2-girls-1-cup fucked up... I'm nauseous enough from the heat already.
I want to take something wrong, and see if I can make it work.

Currently my thinking is a pro-suicide blog, that links to things like paint thinner, firearms, etc.

I figure I'm willing to put the rest of this heatwave, and maybe $100 into it.
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Start a SCS spinoff site where you invite bogans to Manly every weekend. Give them a lot of alcohol, invite the cops, record it and sell it to news.com.au and The Herald.

Profit.
 
yeah its fken hot today harveyj, just checked the thermometer outside and its at 45c.. thats 113 fahrenheit for you americans
 
You mean using really wrong horrible things as content for blogs and what not?

I didn't actually watch the video. But if you search on liveleak.com you can find a video of people using kittens for shark bait. I have a weak spot for animals, I'd rather use the fishermen as bait myself. But I think its wrong enough for what you have in mind. I don't know if the kittens were alive or dead either.

I remember years and years ago there was some site where a guy was putting kittens inside of jars and keeping them alive to grow up in them. Their bodies would be completely fucked up. Everybody was talking about it.

Maybe a blog promoting the advantages of incest. Whatever they are I have no idea but if its wrong you want. There you go.

There's also a video out there of someone throwing a live puppy to a alligator. I guess you can promote these things. It would be some serious link bait.
 
Gray Fox said:
You mean using really wrong horrible things as content for blogs and what not?

I didn't actually watch the video. But if you search on liveleak.com you can find a video of people using kittens for shark bait. I have a weak spot for animals, I'd rather use the fishermen as bait myself. But I think its wrong enough for what you have in mind. I don't know if the kittens were alive or dead either.

I remember years and years ago there was some site where a guy was putting kittens inside of jars and keeping them alive to grow up in them. Their bodies would be completely fucked up. Everybody was talking about it.

Maybe a blog promoting the advantages of incest. Whatever they are I have no idea but if its wrong you want. There you go.

There's also a video out there of someone throwing a live puppy to a alligator. I guess you can promote these things. It would be some serious link bait.
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you know the cats in jars is fake right? Still one hell of a viral site.
 
Promote:
FacialAbuse and MeatHoles

They usually have some of the more extreme porn - deepthroats that make the girls cry or throwup - slapping - choking - etc. VISA regulations have cleaned up a lot of the bad stuff, but those two sites are still pretty bad compared to the usuall stuff. I've never promoted this type of material, but i heard it sells pretty good.
 
Sonny Forelli said:
you know the cats in jars is fake right? Still one hell of a viral site.
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That's good to hear.

The pro suicide blog might work too. Promote it on all the depressed teen emo sites. "Tired of being the burden that you are to the people you love so much? Try these top 10 Explosive proven methods"

Things so horrible they might get mentioned on the O'Reilly factor.
 
The East Coast of Australia has been horribly hot! Just glad I'm not playing tennis in it! :p

And I like Hannah's idea. Though I'd go a step further and see if you can sell it off to ACA or Today Tonight. They love that crap, even if it's completely fake.
 
Fuck me i had no idea it was that hot in Melbourne. We have not even hit 44 here in perth this year how the heck do you guys pull a 45c day off?

Damn I feel for ya mate, come to Perth its a cool 31.

Peace.
 
HarveyJ said:
Seriously.

Between the heat and the morons online (not here, obviously... well, some.) I'm just feeling like something a bit SNAFU.
Whilst normally I'd go in for some fairly safe violence at a local gymnasium to get this out, it's just too hot for that. So, I'm in a bad mood, I'm snapping... other people must suffer!

So I'm looking for something to promote that's wrong.
Something along the lines of the suicide promos I joked about the other month. Deathsport DVDs or something. Just so long as it's not diet, not out and out illegal (borderline's cool), and whilst I'll go for fucked up porn, not 2-girls-1-cup fucked up... I'm nauseous enough from the heat already.
I want to take something wrong, and see if I can make it work.

Currently my thinking is a pro-suicide blog, that links to things like paint thinner, firearms, etc.

I figure I'm willing to put the rest of this heatwave, and maybe $100 into it.
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Let me google that for you
 
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