Give me your SEO one-liners

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apexSEORM

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Putting together a stupid site where you click a button and get an SEO tip. Single serving website. It can be found here:

SEO Consulting | SEO Tips | click2rank.com

Would love to get your SEO one-liner tips. Here is a few of the responses it already kicks out:

Matt Cutts isn't telling you the whole truth
Meta Keywords don't matter. Stop obsessing over them.
Build Links.
Content is King.
Web directories are only good for IP diversity.
Don't buy links.
Digital Point wont help you learn SEO.
Create and submit a sitemap
Convert your static site to a CMS. Preferably wordpress.
Xrumer is probably a bad idea most of the time.
Wickedfire > Warrior Forums


ANNNND since I'm asking for something I suppose I should give something in return.

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Yes, it's fact that meta tags doesn't worth these days. Preferred Article submissions and RSS Feeds.
 
I did some synonym commenting on the PR output'd list of RSS based blogs with XMLRPC integrated with Twitter syndication through ping.fm and bookmarked applets with onlywire. Then I hired a blackhat to assign that to a button.
 
keep em coming. btw watch this.

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adwords? lol. Whatever you say champ.

Here is the REAL story. I have to put together another LLC for my personal taxes because Im tired of paying full nut to the government. And since i have to have an LLC I thought I might as well pick a name that is somewhat related to SEO incase I want to use it as something other than a tax shelter in the future. and then I figured well it might as well have a domain too. I don't have time right now to build a worthwhile site. So i decided to put something semi-entertaining there as a placeholder and just let it age until I do have time do something with it. Maybe it'll even attract some links during the interm.

Thats it. No adwords. No monetization what so ever. But way to be paranoid and rude ;-)
 
I think it's kinda creative.

Anyways here's one that hasn't been used much:

Keep your fucking ass shut. And get a backlink.
 
Blackhat: The day Google starts caring about your business is the day you should start caring about theirs.
 
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