Give them nothing! But take from them everything!

[Dodgerbob]

Spartans! Ready your breakfast and eat hearty... For tonight, we dine in hell!
- Spartan King Leonidas:

A perfect Sunday night before another week of work. Full rack of ribs off of the BBQ. A six pack of Sierra Nevada. And the new 300 DVD. What a fucking awesome movie.

 

[SeoDave]

+rep for being a MAN. Nice choice on food/beer/movie.

 

[productionhead]

Messenger: Choose your next words carefull Leonidas... they may be your last ones as king!
Spartan King Leonidas: You bring the crowns and heads of conquered kings to my city steps. You insult my queen. You threaten my people with slavery and death! Oh, I've chosen my words carefully, Persian. Perhaps you should have done the same!
Messenger: This is blasphemy! This is madness!
Spartan King Leonidas: Madness? THIS IS SPARTA!

 

[mason]

SpikedHumor.com » This is Sparta - Techno Remix » SpikedHumor.com

 

[CLKeenan]

Spartan King Leonidas: There's no reason we can't be civil.
Captain: [stabs a dying Persian] Right Sire.

I just bought that movie yesterday. First movie I've actually bought on DVD in years... HA-OOH! HA-OOH! HA-OOH!

 

[barman]

My heart is full of hate.

Good.

 

[LazyHippy]

+rep for being a MAN. Nice choice on food/beer/movie.

Only 6 beers?? That's not being a MAN! lol

 

[John]

that was the best movie I've seen in a while, it looked amazing in IMAX

 

[MyOwnDemon]

300 is badass! I just saw it for the first time Saturday night, and I was completely impressed. Excellent movie! Damn, I wish I could have seen it in IMAX. I bet it was insane.

 

[MisterX]

Friends kept telling me it's shallow and I missed it while it was in the theaters. I'll probably get a dvd though.

 

[electricshoe]

YTMND - 300TMND: THIS IS SPARTAAAA!!!
and a whole page full of other 300 funnies
http://ytmnd.com/search?q=300tmnd&o=|0|all|SV|D|0|

Note above remix was stolen from this site. Sparta Fun Times Mix is the name of the song, its in my itunes