Going to be a father
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someday Dresden, you, too, will have offspring.
Apparently people on my ignore list are still quotable...
Congratulations buddy, I don't know how you feel from experience, but I can imagine you are pretty excited.
I have a 2nd kid coming up, girlfriend is 6 weeks pregnant.
Danke, fatherhood is an interesting experience. It has good moments and bad. Just remember to be patient. Also contrary to popular belief your life does not end when you have a kid. Its the choices you make that limit you.
Danke, fatherhood is an interesting experience. It has good moments and bad. Just remember to be patient. Also contrary to popular belief your life does not end when you have a kid. Its the choices you make that limit you.
Congrats on your new journey into parenthood.
Here's a little something I remember from Jeff Foxworthy.
"When you have your first child you WORRY about everything. You clean the dog hair & carpet fibers off their hands. You don't let them play with things that could be dangerous.
Then the second child comes along and things seem to change. Here's an example. My wife comes in to tell me that Johnny is playing with a lighter and I respond by saying, "Yes, but he's being QUIET!!"
The first 13 years with my two daughters were the most FUN. Then they got their own social life and my time with them became less and less.
But now I have grandchildren, so I get to enjoy those early years all over again.
Quite the awesome circle in my book.
The BEST piece of advice "I" can give you for while your child is a baby.........DO NOT try to BE QUIET while he/she is sleeping!!!!! That is a BIG no no!! Do what you normally do and let visitors talk, laugh, watch TV, listen to music or whatever they would normally do.
If you start making it QUIET while the the baby is sleeping you condition it to NEED quiet to sleep. Let it learn to sleep with normal everyday sounds and interactions going on around it, then BOTH you and the baby will be MUCH better/happier for it.
Oh....and talk NORMAL to the baby. Use REAL words in loving tones and not Gibberish like you see on TV and in the movies.
Peace out!!
Here's a little something I remember from Jeff Foxworthy.
"When you have your first child you WORRY about everything. You clean the dog hair & carpet fibers off their hands. You don't let them play with things that could be dangerous.
Then the second child comes along and things seem to change. Here's an example. My wife comes in to tell me that Johnny is playing with a lighter and I respond by saying, "Yes, but he's being QUIET!!"
The first 13 years with my two daughters were the most FUN. Then they got their own social life and my time with them became less and less.
But now I have grandchildren, so I get to enjoy those early years all over again.
Quite the awesome circle in my book.
The BEST piece of advice "I" can give you for while your child is a baby.........DO NOT try to BE QUIET while he/she is sleeping!!!!! That is a BIG no no!! Do what you normally do and let visitors talk, laugh, watch TV, listen to music or whatever they would normally do.
If you start making it QUIET while the the baby is sleeping you condition it to NEED quiet to sleep. Let it learn to sleep with normal everyday sounds and interactions going on around it, then BOTH you and the baby will be MUCH better/happier for it.
Oh....and talk NORMAL to the baby. Use REAL words in loving tones and not Gibberish like you see on TV and in the movies.
Peace out!!
I can't believe I just liked a post by webjedi, but he's spot on.
She's scared because A) she's the one who is preggers and b) she's stuck with the kid for life - our society puts the onus on the woman (which is bullshit).
Anyway, congrats.
Be the dad who puts his kid first.
She's scared because A) she's the one who is preggers and b) she's stuck with the kid for life - our society puts the onus on the woman (which is bullshit).
Anyway, congrats.
Be the dad who puts his kid first.
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) in a week ... he or she will have gold mine when he/she will grow up.
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) in a week ... he or she will have gold mine when he/she will grow up.We will provide FREE MANUAL SOCIAL BOOKMARKING for each post
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just sayin...
congrats though
just sayin...
congrats though
Congrats!! It'll change everything about you. Some tips:
start buying diapers every payday starting now
Invest in a diaper genie
Burlington coat factory is so money for babies clothes, accessories
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start buying diapers every payday starting now
Invest in a diaper genie
Burlington coat factory is so money for babies clothes, accessories
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Hello friend,
I am father 15 years. I for to have 23 childs with 2 more on way. 2 wives pregnant now. All advice of get sleep and monies is very good. Me wonder why no advice of getting most punani now?? After child come punani be shut down for one year. This for to happen from being stretched out if baby head big and then after heal from wife being to tired for to do taking care of baby. Best do like me and only have half wife pregnant at once time. This way always have good punani available and not have need of goat.
For to do father is best of life thing. Make you most happy in whole world. Cause most trouble too. Before to do child you no live. Now you can for to do play with toys again but this time have the moneies to buy da cool toyz you no get when child you are. Lots fun playing with child.
Congrats on for to be father,
Swami
P.S. for to the kingsp. You nephew is for to do beat azz. No respect for you now = no respect when older and can no beat azz. For to never let disrepect from child. Save child from anal rape in prison for to be criminal when gown up.
Congratulations!!
Ours will be 2 in August, and as someone else already mentioned, you don't know love until you hold your first child.
For the danger of sounding sappy..
I will never forget the first time I held my baby son.
..and many, many other moments.
You'll be stressing out on and off before the child arrives, and that is quite normal. You'll also be stressing a lot when it is here.
But you'll also share an experience unlike any other in life.
Enjoy it!
::emp::
Ours will be 2 in August, and as someone else already mentioned, you don't know love until you hold your first child.
For the danger of sounding sappy..
I will never forget the first time I held my baby son.
..and many, many other moments.
You'll be stressing out on and off before the child arrives, and that is quite normal. You'll also be stressing a lot when it is here.
But you'll also share an experience unlike any other in life.
Enjoy it!
::emp::