Going to be Handing out 5000 of These ....

Sorry, I won't be doing it myself. I've got a couple of polish girls handing them out for me.

Total Cost

Flyer Design : $50
Printing of 5000 A6 flyers : $120
Polish Girls (2 x 6hrs) : $60

TOTAL COSTS : $140

Conversions needed to break even : 3.5 X $39


Those numbers definitely don't add up... should be $230. So you need 5.8 to break even.
 


$5/hour each?

Yeah- they'll be simply dumping your fliers in the trash my friend.
They will receive an incentive per lead.

Seema said:
I mentioned to them I was getting $4 per sale and that I'd split that with them. So on top of the cash for work. I'm giving them a bonus for conversions. I didn't want them just handing out flyers. I want them stopping people and talking to them.
 
You wear a suit doing affiliate marketing? Weird....

LOL.

Polish chicks usually have big tits too...not sure if that will help you with this, but I just wanted to point that out.

Kthx.

lol.. I can see the polish chicks now:

Polish chick: "Hi does you wants whiter teeth?"
Lady: "I guess"
(long pause)
Polish chick: "Oh well GREAT, we have a tooth whitening pamphlet for you to take one"
Lady: "No thanks"
Polish Chick: "I'm hungry"

LMAO.



@Seema - good luck. $160 test is nothing.
Like the rest of them said, split test your copies 5x1000. may also split test your landing page into 2 versions .

1000 flyers design #1 >
1000 flyers design #2 > URL -> 50/50 split traffic (direct/flog)
1000 flyers design #3 >
.....


When done - Pick your best flyer design and landing page and check which polish girl made more sales.

Split test flyers + LPs + polish girls = PROFIT




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lol... how do you plan to do deal with chargebacks? ur girls are going to be standing there in huge arguments next week instead of passing out flyers. shit like this is what gets the authorities involved. hurr durrrr

in b4 british police arrest polish girls
 
Tough spot to pick. I've handed out flyers round there in the past and people are being constantly bombarded with things by poorly paid foreigners.

Your girls will have to be very good to get people's attention, I had to step in front of people just to get them to take a flyer nevermind engage in conversation.
 
lol... how do you plan to do deal with chargebacks? ur girls are going to be standing there in huge arguments next week instead of passing out flyers. shit like this is what gets the authorities involved. hurr durrrr

in b4 british police arrest polish girls

You're a cock. Fuck off.
 
Tough spot to pick. I've handed out flyers round there in the past and people are being constantly bombarded with things by poorly paid foreigners.

Your girls will have to be very good to get people's attention, I had to step in front of people just to get them to take a flyer nevermind engage in conversation.

Yeah as I said this is something totally new. I've never paid anyone to hand out flyers in my life so I have no idea what it entails or how it will play out.

I've suggested they flyer outside selfridges which has a good supply of women going in and out of the store. I might even blend one of my flyer designs to align with the selfridges branding and colour scheme so it looks like something selfridges are actively promoting themselves.

I welcome to the split testing idea and will try to implement it into what I'm doing.
 
The good news is your in the correct country to try out teeth whitening offers...oh lord...did I just say that? YES I DID!
 
You're a cock. Fuck off.


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meet lots of different people
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date several different girls
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Yeah as I said this is something totally new. I've never paid anyone to hand out flyers in my life so I have no idea what it entails or how it will play out.

I've suggested they flyer outside selfridges which has a good supply of women going in and out of the store. I might even blend one of my flyer designs to align with the selfridges branding and colour scheme so it looks like something selfridges are actively promoting themselves.

I welcome to the split testing idea and will try to implement it into what I'm doing.

Cool, that's a good idea. Good luck.

Will be interested to hear how it goes too.
 
lol... how do you plan to do deal with chargebacks? ur girls are going to be standing there in huge arguments next week instead of passing out flyers. shit like this is what gets the authorities involved. hurr durrrr

in b4 british police arrest polish girls


was thinking the same thing. Personally, I could sling rebills online but I wouldn't be comfortable screwing people in their face.
 
was thinking the same thing. Personally, I could sling rebills online but I wouldn't be comfortable screwing people in their face.

I'm more than happy with it, especially as it states clearly on the advertisers landing page that they will be getting screwed.
 
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we're going to need pics of the polish girls if we're going to tell you if this will work
 
This is amazing. Really, just think about the split testing you could do... you could test conversion rates between B and DD cup polish girls, skirt length, cameltoes and so on.

Real talk!

PS: +rep for being the first to come closest to that whole 'selling Acai door to door' metaphor :)

PS: from consumer experience... I also agree that the hardest part out of everything isn't even to convert people back at home. There's a couple very big stages of deduction before that... the biggest being Getting people to take the flyer from your girl's hands! Here I already suppose a good 70%+ of your 'traffic' bails. There's also the people who accept your flyer and then just throw it away 10 footsteps across.... I believe everyone has personally witnessed, at least once in their life, how incredibly littered a street becomes, just a little ahead of wherever a flyer marketeer hangs out.

What I see at big local shopping streets is that marketeers process these trials and signups *on the spot* they make people sign contracts, swipe cards or otherwise authorize the marketer to take cash out of their payment accounts, right there right then! They carry mobile card processing devices, have pre-filled auth contracts, backpack coffee fillers so people can drink a cup of coffee [mixed with ...????] the second they seem likely to pull out their cards... etc.

Also, keep an eye on your timing. Personally I'd say there is a very high chance of having 0 conversions if you don't research timing up to the second. People in 'transit' or 'commuting' mode will NOT direct attention to whatever fashion product...... consider this deeply.

Just laid out my personal experiences as a consumer with these kind of marketers. Hope it helps and allow you to keep scaling Polish Girls! Fucking awesome.