Good marketing pitch that will fit on a street/road signs?

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I'm not good at pitches or slogans but I'm going to get some street signs made up and grab some local clients for SEO to help fund my other projects. As you know getting ranked for local shit is cake(save real estate) and it pays pretty fucking well.

It needs to be short and sweet so that it fits on those little signs. All the ones I come up with suck dick. I need something shorter and sweeter.

Some ideas...


  • Is your company on top of the Google search results? If not give us a call today!
  • When people search Google for your product or service does your website show up? If not give us a call!
  • Want your company service to show up on the 1st page of Google? [insert phone/URL]
  • People are searching Google for the service you offer, are you on page 1? [insert phone or URL]

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Rank and Make Bank!
Biz Owners Make a Killing Ranking #1 in Google
etc...

Appeal to Self Interest
 
What garrett said, all your slogans are too long and not catchy.

Rocket your Biz to #1 in Google, Call me!

or you can just put up a sign on a wooden stake that says you buy houses ;)
 
I think I am going to go with white sign, black lettering. And for the word "google" I will use their logo + colors. So perhaps it will stand out some more.

The guy has quoted me $17 per sign which includes the little metal stand, not too bad.
I'll get like 20 of these fuckers made up for a test and see how it goes.

I just need to choose a good pitch and I do agree with you that my pitches are way too long and boring.
 
$17 per yard sign is way way too much. You should not have to pay more than $5.00 with the H wire if you are using any quanity at all.
 
oogie1947 said:
$17 per yard sign is way way too much. You should not have to pay more than $5.00 with the H wire if you are using any quanity at all.
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Yea I mean if I were to order them online I could probably score $5 each. But I live in a medium sized town(around 150k) and very expensive as it's a south florida retirement area. I just want the signs, don't feel like jerking around trying to save a few bucks.
 
ly2 from DP said:
Yea I mean if I were to order them online I could probably score $5 each. But I live in a medium sized town(around 150k) and very expensive as it's a south florida retirement area. I just want the signs, don't feel like jerking around trying to save a few bucks.
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I live in a small town, you CAN do better locally. I can get them here in VA for around 10 locally, do some shopping my friend.
 
my office is inside a large format printing building (business partner) You can get better prices, and small towns should have small shops which will cut you better deals.
 
All good suggestions per signage, but it's the fact that he's putting google's logo on there in full color that makes it sound really exensive. That changes the game to only digital print and cut vinyl, unless he's getting 100's screened, and even then, full color screenprinting is never cheap.

@OP, you got to keep it super simple. I made some 3'x5' signs with three lines of text on there and it sucked trying to get the message at 40mph. And you're talking about 18"x24". Keep it simple.

google logo
RANK & BANK
phone # or url
 
+1 for finding a better price man...

Don't think of it as saving a few bucks, think of it as getting nearly DOUBLE the amount of signs/exposure for your money.

Duh.
 
You use the signs to get SEO leads or you doing them for some other service?


Thanks for the links too BTW, I'll check them out right now.

NickRac said:
I've done road/yard signs - and I still am doing them.

If placed properly they convert very well. Do your reasearch online, I pay about $2.75 per sign. Double sided, 1 color w/ H-Wire

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