Google Says Go Acai & Colon

No I'm from India too but that doesnt mean I can't make fun of these shitty customer care people. You know how much salary these people get? The best I know is 300$ per month. On top of that I have dealt with Indian adwords support hundreds of times & everytime they didnt have a fucking clue of what exactly they should reply.

...but your location is "none of my fucking business"...
 


I wonder how much Jon's supposed to spend with G to "get a call" from a rep "asking to put his rebills back" - 1 mill/month or more?
 
Google quit calling me but they still pay me $2,000 an hour working part time just to post links on their search engine.
 
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Yup, meh owns 5 shares of GOOG and I called the company and told them to
BRING BACK THE ACAI AND COLON MONIEZ NOW BITCHES.

Glad they know I got pullz
 
hi,
just got a call from google rep saying they have changed their policy regarding acai berry and colon and they will be approved like normal ads. Is this pressure from the share holders speaking?


Why would Google call you? That's ridiculous. They don't even answer the phone/chat. Much less call people.
 
Only person I know who has a line to Google to call about his campaign has a monthly ad spend up mid six-figures so I seriously doubt they would call you.
 
Only person I know who has a line to Google to call about his campaign has a monthly ad spend up mid six-figures so I seriously doubt they would call you.

You don't need a high ad spend to get a direct line to Google. It's a matter of luck, account history and moderate ad spend over at least 18-24 months.
 
Well I just got a call from Google and I hung up on that biatch.

hahahahah I pppppwwwnnnneeedddd Google!!!!!11111!!!!
 
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You don't need a high ad spend to get a direct line to Google. It's a matter of luck, account history and moderate ad spend over at least 18-24 months.
you don't need shit to call 2 google. Their phone is 1866 2GOOGLE. Im sayin how much you have to spend to make them call you. Now, we have an "agency" assigned to us (they still don't do shit) but they don't call us. We call them once in a while to bitch about somthing (makes my partners think they help us but me thinks that's google's measure to keep us on a shorter leash but then it's a long story unrelated to AM anyway). But I wonder what will happen if I put acai flog on a corporate mcc claiming that it's our client and we have no clue about rebills or nothing and make a quick buck or two... have the "agency" fight with google's policy team to approve our campaign.. :frenchman:
 
You guys are gonna hate this, but I've "kinda, sorta" got me a google rep, all I have to do is email her directly and she approves my slapped shit.