Got the tools.Know some stuff.Help a brotha .

[stamp]

This is serious .No DRs.No lol'in.No pointless posts to make me miserable!
here goes :

I know good stuff about SEO .I know how to use tools(Got senuke,xrumer blah blah) .I usually do gigs for clients ( they do get results yo ) but i have only a couple of repeat clients ( no big ballin' ). I got my college fees up the corner and need a quick $300 like in a couple of days . What can i do to get that up ?i know forum buy/sell and all that, but i am not into establishing a solid service as such(not much time with academics running around ),this is just an emergency i mean. Any body needs stuff done or any body knows any place where people need quick blasts?

i KNOW this sounds retarded , but i need YO help . So please.

 

[skohh]

Sell the Xrumer license, then when Xrumer 8 comes out, buy it again.

 

[jryan21]

SF bay area men seeking men classifieds - craigslist

 

[SkyFire]

Jesse, is that you?

 

[ly2 from WF]

I LIKE .'S

 

[PhillipsPierce]

 

[galacon]

Wow, what a stunning resume...

You write in nigger ebonics like a retard, yo... You don't even know how to use punctuation or proper grammar, and you would like us to pay you money?

Suck me dry and head over to Walmart for your career, buddy. Your paying tuition is like flushing the cash down a shit-hole.

 

[Kiopa_Matt]

Join a flash mob, grab a couple thousand in jeans, and sell them on the street.

Problem solved!

 

[quintana]

nevermind, deleted my post.

 

[mikeshinobi]

Sell masturbation vids on FreeCamsWorldWide.com. The prices some of the gay dudes on there are willing to pay will make your head spin.

 

[cougarclaws]

TIL there are black people in India.

 

[infoslob]

 

[Vadym]

isnt this what those quick cash loans are for?

 

[jeffrey]

You could always try to prove you are the distant relative of a recently deceased Nigerian Prince.

 

[(O_o)]

Suck 20 dicks for $24.99 each.

 

[TheCheesePolice]

Suck 20 dicks for $24.99 each.

He's still short 20 cents, yo.

 

[thehobbster]

Im going to PM you a link to my payday loans site.