'Green Mile' actor Doug Hutchison, 51, weds country singer, Courtney Stodden, 16



Yahoo Answers, huh? Dude. I'm not sure YA is reliable.


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As far as I'm concerned, Jack has spoken. Lady's not 16.


As an Aussie I found that fucking hilarious. Thanks for the laugh. :D
 
After watching Anderson Cooper do his usual petty rant about someone and choosing these two I realized how brilliant Hutchison is.

He effectively bought a trophy wife at wholesale.

When she's 18 and "MADLY" in love I bet there are going to be quite a few 53 year old men out there who wished their wives weren't aging like old cheese.
 
She probably looks like this because she's been tanning for years in the sun or a tanning bed. Fuck that, that's why I like them milky white and natural looking.
 
She probably looks like this because she's been tanning for years in the sun or a tanning bed. Fuck that, that's why I like them milky white and natural looking.

Nothing says natural like that, "I never go in the sun" look...
 
Nothing says natural like that, "I never go in the sun" look...

It's true. Women were much smarter in the early 1900's when it came to sun exposure. The tan look is great and all, but not only is it unhealthy (significantly increased cancer rates) but by the time those women turn 35, they look 45; and it only gets worse the more they age. So I guess the moral of the story is fuck young tanned bitches but don't marry one.
 
Even the 25 year olds in my town don't even look like that. Must be in the water. Or Daddy's plastic surgery credit card.