Guam is in danger of tipping over. America #1.



I've been saying for years, the US better stop illegal immigration, or else Los Angeles is going to break right off into the ocean because all the Mexicans will make it too heavy.
 
Kiopa_Matt said:
I've been saying for years, the US better stop illegal immigration, or else Los Angeles is going to break right off into the ocean because all the Mexicans will make it too heavy.
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Ths is a very real problem considering the San Andreas faultline and all the harlem shaking that is enjoyed south of the border. Might take the whole damn state
 
Holy shit this guy is hilarious.

"The employer is the giant. The worker is the midget."

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yznX-hOFT4"]GIANTS NEED MIDGETS! Congressman Hank Johnson - YouTube[/ame]

My head is going to explode.
 
Where have you guys been on this one for the last 11 months?

It was a great meme were were talking about on the Daily Paul back then...

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAEqXubT21I]Hitler finds out about Rep. Hank Johnson's comment - YouTube[/ame]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UIMV_5DKaGI]Guam Will Capsize - Hank Johnson - YouTube[/ame]


Even AJ had to chime in on this dumb fuck...

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_H54gSUTq4]Hank Johnson: Islands Capsize! - YouTube[/ame]
 
During a House Armed Services Committee hearing in March 2010 concerning the U.S. military installation on the island of Guam, Johnson said to Admiral Robert F. Willard, Commander of U.S. Pacific Command, "My fear is that the whole island will become so overly populated that it will tip over and capsize", to which Admiral Willard replied, "We don't anticipate that."[18][19] Johnson's office later said Johnson "is simply a tremendous deadpan" and that he was using a facetious metaphor.[20] The video of Johnson's comments became an internet sensation in the week prior to the 2010 elections,[21] which he went on to win.
 
skohh said:
TIL, in politics

be stupid
sound serious
win elections
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[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7yC0iiK7a4]The Campaign Official Trailer 1 [HD]: Will Ferrell & Zach Galifianakis Political Comedy - YouTube[/ame]
 
Mugshot said:
his iq must be right up there with his shoe size

he does look stoned though
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I've never been so high that I had to ask if an island was going to capsize. And I have been really high before, like xanax and xtc, or LSD and weed, shrooms and xtc. However, never been that fucking high to ask if an island would tip over.

So I dunno what drugs this nigga is doing, but apparently I was missing out as a teenager.
 
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