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xmcp123 said:
Dirty ass strip clubs around here...I know of a guy who got crabs on his eyebrows from a stripper shoving her cooter on his face.
I'll pass ;)
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bwaahahaha, face crabs... man that's rough...

just to be clear, this isn't something I would do at the bottom-of-the-barrel strip clubs or in 3rd world countries... gotta exercise a bit of caution ya know...

this is for A and B strip clubs only... and you gotta be a little more careful at the B clubs...
 


_poto_ said:
bwaahahaha, face crabs... man that's rough...

just to be clear, this isn't something I would do at the bottom-of-the-barrel strip clubs or in 3rd world countries... gotta exercise a bit of caution ya know...

this is for A and B strip clubs only... and you gotta be a little more careful at the B clubs...
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Haha so I guess us college town kids are out of luck for now.
 
xmcp123 said:
Dirty ass strip clubs around here...I know of a guy who got crabs on his eyebrows from a stripper shoving her cooter on his face.
I'll pass ;)
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heard a similar story, except it was a girl on her staggette..and she got her eye infected. yEeuck.
 
xmcp123 said:
Haha so I guess us college town kids are out of luck for now.
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if you're in a college town, you don't need strip clubs... should be plenty of drunk stupid college girls around...

there are like 5 universities within an hour drive of me... so much poon, so little time -- college girls, young and naive and so many of them think they want to be porn stars haha... I've done the fake porn audition thing before... good times, good times...
 
maximus said:
I think we definitely need details on that part of the story! :love-smiley-013:
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at one point in my porn career I decided I'd toy with the idea of producing content... got a camcorder and I had a friend scout some chicks for me at the local colleges... he would bring the girls over to my house or a hotel room and we'd "audition" them...

never did actually get around to producing any real content or getting model releases signed, etc... just ended up fucking the girls and having a bit of fun without spending a dime... except the cost of the camcorder, which if anybody wants a lightly used Sony handycam with tripod lmk, no sperm came into contact with it I swear!

you could do the same thing at any local college... just print up some fliers that say stuff like, "Could you be the next Jenna Jameson? For an audition contact us."
 
bishi said:
my next tattoo
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that might not be the best idea...

some girls get really freaked out about whores...

some years back, I made the mistake of telling one of my ex-girlfriends about the first time I nailed a whore... she totally freaked out and started screaming at me, "OMG, I'M DATING A WHORE MONGERER! A FUCKING WHORE MONGERER!!! YOU DISGUST ME!" and that was the end of that relationship...
 
xmcp123 said:
Dirty ass strip clubs around here...I know of a guy who got crabs on his eyebrows from a stripper shoving her cooter on his face.
I'll pass ;)
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FUCK THAT! In Vegas, you have decent strip clubs and most of the chicks don't shove their va-g-g in someones face. {puke}
 
I would never let a stripper shove her vag in my face. God who knows what's on there!
 
Wait wait wait, do these face crabs look something like this?
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_poto_ said:
that might not be the best idea...

some girls get really freaked out about whores...

some years back, I made the mistake of telling one of my ex-girlfriends about the first time I nailed a whore... she totally freaked out and started screaming at me, "OMG, I'M DATING A WHORE MONGERER! A FUCKING WHORE MONGERER!!! YOU DISGUST ME!" and that was the end of that relationship...
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Holy Crap!
WE GOT A WHORE MONGERER ON OUR FORUMS...BAN HIM!! BAN HIM!!
HE'S A FUCKING WHORE MONGERER!
A FUCKING WHORE FUCKER!!!
HE DISGUSTS ME, HE FUCKIN DISGUSTS ME.
YOU CHEAP WHORE MONGERER!!!:bigear:
Juz kidding...NOT!!!
 
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