Gypies- Total WTF

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So we started watching this TLC show- My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding and I can't even begin to describe the total WTFness going on while you watch. (helps if you're already medicated too ;) )

Between teenagers getting married in the most extravagant bizarre dresses, 6 year olds wearing hoochie dresses while dancing provocatively on on dance floors and Gypsies being apart of some UK modern day pre-Holocaust movement...our mouths are hanging open through most of the show.

Here's a little clip:

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCNbzj_R4wQ]YouTube - ‪Big Fat Gypsy Wedding (Episode2 part3)‬‏[/ame]
 


So we started watching this TLC show- My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding and I can't even begin to describe the total WTFness going on while you watch. (helps if you're already medicated too ;) )

Between teenagers getting married in the most extravagant bizarre dresses, 6 year olds wearing hoochie dresses while dancing provocatively on on dance floors and Gypsies being apart of some UK modern day pre-Holocaust movement...our mouths are hanging open through most of the show.

Here's a little clip:

YouTube - ‪Big Fat Gypsy Wedding (Episode2 part3)‬‏


There is a little misrepresentation here as these people are not Ethnic Roma, or Gypsies. They define themselves as Irish Travellers (much like the one Brad Pitt played in Snatch)

As someone of Eastern European descent, I have come in to contact with many Gypsies while visiting relatives and they are NOTHING like the people depicted on this show. The 'Real' Gypsies are even wilder and crazier!
 
Their severe lack of taste aside, Gypsies have certainly come a long way there from the ones I ran into in Rome circa 1998.

I spent a week there, just 7 days, and had 2 different incidents with transient gypsies near tourist attractions. (Other backpackers told me it was very common.)

The first time, outside the Colosseum, a gypsie literally threw her own child through the air, about 8 feet away, to her victim standing near me... When he caught it, another gypsie behind us ran up in sequence and grabbed his bag that he dropped to catch the child. By the time he handed back the child to its' unfathomably stupid mom who was shouting at him like it was his fault, the first one had disappeared over the far horizon with the bag and he figured out wtf was going down. (The police told him these thieves never get caught, but luckily he only had a few day-bag things in it like a single change of clothes & no passport.)

The second time, 3 days later, I was trying to enter the Vatican, and a gypsie mom with a long blanket wrapped around her child (obsuring her other hand) stepped in front of my path in a narrow area and was basically begging me for money... But she pressed the child up against me and I could feel my camera bag jiggling underneath her child, and I thanked goodness that I'd read Rick Steve's guide about putting a small padlock on your bags, even when they're close to you. She didn't have a chance.

I basically had to shout at the top of my lungs just to get the bitch out of my way, and finally she gave up on my bag and left with a frown.

When I came out of there, I got my revenge.

Knowing what was coming, I got my zippo lighter out and had it in the palm of my hand as I saw a completely different Gypsie mom approach with the same too-long blanket around her child.

As she got within about 10 feet in front of me, I flicked open the zippo, lit the flame high, and held it out in front of me like a torch right at the height of her blanket.

Funny thing is she actually kept walking for a few feet until I got within about a single foot of torching her child... And when she finally gave up she didn't look scared or upset... She looked like she wished she had a Gun so she could shoot me where I stood. Then she spit at the ground in front of me as she turned the corner.

Fucking monkeys.
 
Their severe lack of taste aside, Gypsies have certainly come a long way there from the ones I ran into in Rome circa 1998.

I spent a week there, just 7 days, and had 2 different incidents with transient gypsies near tourist attractions. (Other backpackers told me it was very common.)

The first time, outside the Colosseum, a gypsie literally threw her own child through the air, about 8 feet away, to her victim standing near me... When he caught it, another gypsie behind us ran up in sequence and grabbed his bag that he dropped to catch the child. By the time he handed back the child to its' unfathomably stupid mom who was shouting at him like it was his fault, the first one had disappeared over the far horizon with the bag and he figured out wtf was going down. (The police told him these thieves never get caught, but luckily he only had a few day-bag things in it like a single change of clothes & no passport.)

The second time, 3 days later, I was trying to enter the Vatican, and a gypsie mom with a long blanket wrapped around her child (obsuring her other hand) stepped in front of my path in a narrow area and was basically begging me for money... But she pressed the child up against me and I could feel my camera bag jiggling underneath her child, and I thanked goodness that I'd read Rick Steve's guide about putting a small padlock on your bags, even when they're close to you. She didn't have a chance.

I basically had to shout at the top of my lungs just to get the bitch out of my way, and finally she gave up on my bag and left with a frown.

When I came out of there, I got my revenge.

Knowing what was coming, I got my zippo lighter out and had it in the palm of my hand as I saw a completely different Gypsie mom approach with the same too-long blanket around her child.

As she got within about 10 feet in front of me, I flicked open the zippo, lit the flame high, and held it out in front of me like a torch right at the height of her blanket.

Funny thing is she actually kept walking for a few feet until I got within about a single foot of torching her child... And when she finally gave up she didn't look scared or upset... She looked like she wished she had a Gun so she could shoot me where I stood. Then she spit at the ground in front of me as she turned the corner.

Fucking monkeys.


Moar...please
 
Hate to say it but they are all mostly cheap ass holes. Don't hold your breathe for common respect either. Theses fucks are down right douche bags.
 
scambusting tales

Darn... My travel adventures read like a Mark Twain novel... But I've only busted one other such scam in my recent memory. Sadly, no Gypsies involved.... But here goes:

While growing up in the rural south, our mailbox was literally 1 whole mile away from our house, on a dirt road within sight of nothing at all but trees in every direction.

Local rednecks with pickup trucks and baseball bats simply loved to play mailbox baseball at our place. It was like the town sport or something... In a time well before security cameras were affordable or even possible, so far from any power outlets.

So after about our 5th mailbox replacement, we started getting creative.

The first thing we tried was telling our mailman to just hold onto our mail for a bit and avoid the mailbox while we filled it full or purple Dye, so that when thumped, the dye would shoot forward out of the door and all over the truck and redneck in question.

It may have worked, but we don't know either way because the rednecks were simply very good at cleaning their truck off... And were back to get the next mailbox in under a week. :/

Next we tried filling it with stink bombs (the little glass vials that break easily) but those just made our mailbox area stink for a week as far as I knew.

Then it was nails embedded in the road very close to the mailbox, so their tires would pop when they got within swinging range. -Sadly the sheriff found the nails before the rednecks did. I think dad got a stern talking to for that. :(

We dreamed of ways to electrocute them, take pictures of them, and drop heavy things on them, but nothing worked because this was simply an old country dirt road with no nearby trees or structures to mount anything on. It seemed impossible.

Finally one 4th of july I came up with a winner.

Do you remember those stupid "Snap n Pop" things that kids throw on the ground and they actually go "pop" from gunpowder explosion, but very small? Well I took it on myself to scale the hell up out of one of those.

I bought about 150 boxes of snap n pops, and a bottle of actual gunpowder. (Ok my dad bought that part, I was 12.) To direct the blast forward we tripled the metal on the back wall of our next mailbox, and filled it completely to the stuffed-shut door with gunpowder mixed all inbetween them. I even cut off their little twisty tails to make them cram in closer and more likely to explode. Then we hot-glued the lid shut... Dad stopped me just short of placing some BBs in the front to make it a giant shotgun shell... I'm glad he did that!

Naturally, we told the mailman again to steer clear of it. By this point he had started an office betting pool or something like that with the other mailmen about which date we'd finally get these bastards...

After a good week passed, one night while watching McGyver on TV I heard the "whu-boom" of an explosion. Damn, I loved McGyver but I just had to run out and see if we'd killed anyone. :)

The rednecks were gone but the explosion had been HUGE. You could see the charred outline of the rear of their pickup synged into the ground! Luckily nothing had caught fire, and there were no body parts at the scene.

A week later, the (other) mailman who won the pool bet caught up with us and told us that he's seen the charred truck on his mailing route. Ahh, sweet revenge!

The driver was a 20-year old punk who lived in the next school district over and the whole town knew what he'd done, and especially were able to figure out why his best friend had no hair on his face or arms at all for the rest of the month... I don't think the truck ever fully recovered either.

Sadly, even this didn't stop things, so dad hired a mason to completely cover the mailbox in bricks and mortar. That worked for at least a year before we sold the farm there, but I've driven past it since and it is a pile of rubble today.

Fucking Redneck monkeys. ;)
 
when i was working in the uk we were working the fields in a rural part of norfolk and on our way back we almost hit a small gypsy rat child. i still think to this day when something goes wrong that those mofos put a curse on us :)

On a serious note though they are the biggest criminals and freeloaders around. NEVER ever trust a gypsy, dont take anything from them. you have been warned ....
 
Watched the first two episodes with the wife last night. These people are nuts and ass backwards. Almost every one of the brides and women had a huge rack on display. So that's a plus.
 
Those aren't "real" gypies.

The real ones are dirty as FUCK and will do anything to steal from you.

I've had friends pulling out money from ATM's suddenly surrounded by 10 lady gypies all with knifes, had seen one gypsy try (and actually did) cut a purse from its straps while a girl was walking. Gypsy was busted though. Had other ones run in a internet cafe and throw newspapers in your face to have you buy them, while they steal from your belongings.

If they look like they are handing you a flower or anything. As soon as you touch it, you own it. If you don't pay, they freak, and will spit on you, etc.

They have been kicking them out of Madrid and Paris lately... thank god.
 
Just read in a UK newspaper that 80% of street crime in Paris is caused by Romanians (I assume they mean Romanian Roma). That is a crazy big number seeing as Romania hasn't been in the EU that long.

The problem with the gypsies is a circular problem by way of the fact that they are always classed as 2nd class citizens of every country they have ever lived in and have horrific racism targeted against them on a daily basis, thus further alienating them from "normal" society even more. This coupled with the fact that no one wants to employ them means that they live on the fringe of society and make money the only way they really know how to.

Funny thing is that they think that our society is very immoral and most gypsy women cannot have sex until marriage and cannot even spend any time alone with a man who isn't their father or brother.

The show is very enlightening but, as someone said before, these people are not Roma Gypsies they are Irish Travelers. I think that a show about Roma Gypsies would be even more interesting and unusual for us to watch.
 
i have traveled all over the world and the only time I was robbed was in Madrid by gypsies.

now I bring a stun gun when in my travels.
 
Those aren't gypsies...

These are gypsies:
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IDK why this is weird, they look and act just like any white family in America trying to have some fun. :p
 
Darn... My travel adventures read like a Mark Twain novel... But I've only busted one other such scam in my recent memory. Sadly, no Gypsies involved.... But here goes:

While growing up in the rural south, our mailbox was literally 1 whole mile away from our house, on a dirt road within sight of nothing at all but trees in every direction.

Local rednecks with pickup trucks and baseball bats simply loved to play mailbox baseball at our place. It was like the town sport or something... In a time well before security cameras were affordable or even possible, so far from any power outlets.

So after about our 5th mailbox replacement, we started getting creative.

The first thing we tried was telling our mailman to just hold onto our mail for a bit and avoid the mailbox while we filled it full or purple Dye, so that when thumped, the dye would shoot forward out of the door and all over the truck and redneck in question.

It may have worked, but we don't know either way because the rednecks were simply very good at cleaning their truck off... And were back to get the next mailbox in under a week. :/

Next we tried filling it with stink bombs (the little glass vials that break easily) but those just made our mailbox area stink for a week as far as I knew.

Then it was nails embedded in the road very close to the mailbox, so their tires would pop when they got within swinging range. -Sadly the sheriff found the nails before the rednecks did. I think dad got a stern talking to for that. :(

We dreamed of ways to electrocute them, take pictures of them, and drop heavy things on them, but nothing worked because this was simply an old country dirt road with no nearby trees or structures to mount anything on. It seemed impossible.

Finally one 4th of july I came up with a winner.

Do you remember those stupid "Snap n Pop" things that kids throw on the ground and they actually go "pop" from gunpowder explosion, but very small? Well I took it on myself to scale the hell up out of one of those.

I bought about 150 boxes of snap n pops, and a bottle of actual gunpowder. (Ok my dad bought that part, I was 12.) To direct the blast forward we tripled the metal on the back wall of our next mailbox, and filled it completely to the stuffed-shut door with gunpowder mixed all inbetween them. I even cut off their little twisty tails to make them cram in closer and more likely to explode. Then we hot-glued the lid shut... Dad stopped me just short of placing some BBs in the front to make it a giant shotgun shell... I'm glad he did that!

Naturally, we told the mailman again to steer clear of it. By this point he had started an office betting pool or something like that with the other mailmen about which date we'd finally get these bastards...

After a good week passed, one night while watching McGyver on TV I heard the "whu-boom" of an explosion. Damn, I loved McGyver but I just had to run out and see if we'd killed anyone. :)

The rednecks were gone but the explosion had been HUGE. You could see the charred outline of the rear of their pickup synged into the ground! Luckily nothing had caught fire, and there were no body parts at the scene.

A week later, the (other) mailman who won the pool bet caught up with us and told us that he's seen the charred truck on his mailing route. Ahh, sweet revenge!

The driver was a 20-year old punk who lived in the next school district over and the whole town knew what he'd done, and especially were able to figure out why his best friend had no hair on his face or arms at all for the rest of the month... I don't think the truck ever fully recovered either.

Sadly, even this didn't stop things, so dad hired a mason to completely cover the mailbox in bricks and mortar. That worked for at least a year before we sold the farm there, but I've driven past it since and it is a pile of rubble today.

Fucking Redneck monkeys. ;)

Thank you good sir, for making an unbearable day at the office entertaining..even if just for a few moments.

+rep
 
I lost what little interest I had in the show when they described how they would not use restrooms, that was to be done outdoors.

As for the mailbox, fill it with cement and watch the first guy to hit it with a bat.

I'm all for the mark twain adventures...
 
I lost what little interest I had in the show when they described how they would not use restrooms, that was to be done outdoors.

They do use restrooms, they just don't have them inside their caravans/trailers as they believe this to be unclean.