Hahaha...

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also, this thread deserves an lol:

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It's amazing some of you are smart enough to make the money, but too stupid to figure out what to do with it.
 
It's amazing some of you are smart enough to make the money, but too stupid to figure out what to do with it.

Please enlighten us what to do with our money. Save the trees? </sarcasm>

What is right for you might not be right for others so don't go around telling others what to do.
 
In an effort to save you all (especially new affiliates) from blowing money on something that you can find for free.

There will be links and articles on signing up for networks, picking niches, creating landing pages, keyword research, conversion tracking, real life trials and experiments, extra tricks, etc. I may actually charge a few bucks for it, that’s how awesome it’s going to be…. …KIDDING.

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Well, we might all be laughing at Paul right now, but fuck me with a piece of razor wire, he's managed to sucker 150 people in so far???
Even at the cheapest rate, that's gone and netted him nearly $30k for maybe a week's worth of work...

Sure, it's not affiliate marketing. It's technically arsehat, but unless they all do chargebacks, he's just made a shit load of money, will be able to show he's made a shitload of money with his "patented reverse funnel system" (or whatever bs he's going to call it) so that even MORE people will be suckered in on his next go...

As for Eben Pagan, two noteworthy things about him:
His real name is David DeAngelo (which I think is actually a cool name). Why you'd want to change it to something so dumb, I don't know. Maybe ask Engelbert Humperdink, or Andrew Eldritch...
The other thing to note is that he is a) a professional hypnotist and b) holds live seminars.

Now, whilst hypnotism only works on those that actively believe in it and are open to suggestion, I would suggest that the sort of people that goes to these seminars believe and want, and are there fore easily planted with a post hypnotic suggestion to rave and rave about his product/service/seminar, no matter how badly they actually happen to fail at it.
Furthermore, it's been proved a few times that most of his courses really ARE a scam, especially as there's a 95%+ failure rate... Sounds like that NDA he makes people sign before hand is to prevent him from having to mount a libel suite that's definitively going to fail.


And this leads me back to Uber Camp...
I get the feeling it's got a similar thing, and I get the feeling that it wouldn't have to have about 5 different clauses in the T&C pertaining to how they take no responsibility if you fail...

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Just noticed his $0.02 post on his blog.

Paul, What the fuck, mate?!
So I think paying for any knowledge on affiliate marketing is ridiculous
If it's so fucking ridiculous, where the fuck do you get the balls to as people for $199 a month?
 
Uber Affiliate Guide : Put in Your $0.02

The Uber Himself

So I think paying for any knowledge on affiliate marketing is ridiculous (for the most part), there’s so much free crap on the internet you can become a millionaire without paying a dime to learn it.
Ha ha ha

funny, one of the first comments to that post was

Comment by Kiley

September 28th, 2007 at 6:51 am

Just don’t do another forum, paid or otherwise. LOL
to which Uber replies

Comment by SUP3RNOVA

September 28th, 2007 at 2:43 pm

Kiley - no thank you fo sho, ha
I’m going to start compiling links tonight, should be ready to rumble by Monday I’m hoping.
Things sure have changed in 9 months
 
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