Hahahaha...Gizoogle.com is great

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Best. Site. Ever.

"You can call 24/7 but real niggas don't give a fuck."

"Subscribe nigga... get yo issue."
 
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I got: Did Paypal jizzle F-to-tha-izzuck me nigga? Hizzy.

And this thread is called: Hahahaha...Gizooglizzle is bootylicious

Best site eva!

And you should try translating this page. It's very funny.
 
Lol.... try Shoemoney's site...
Among other things:

This post was inspired by gang bangin' ta Warren Buffett rap a few weeks W-H-to-tha-izzen he was asked why tizzle don’t invest in smalla businizzles anymore . Tru niggaz do niggaz. His bitch was pretty much that even tha best small business just does not move tha needle enough fo` it ta be wizzorth it ta tizzle no playa whiznat margin of profitability.
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lmao thats great.

It officially makes jon's blog the best ever.
If There’s one group of thugz we can all poke fun at, it’s gots ta be politizzles with the gangsta shit that keeps ya hangin. It Doesn’t even poser whiznich country you’re sippin' on, although, as an American, n a right wanna be gangsta at that, I have ta say tha politics here jizzust git worse n worse every dizzamn time. It Doesn’t even brotha who’s runn'n anymore, coz they wizzle pimp makes good on wizzle they promise fo` tha M-to-tha-izzost part anyhow!
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Deliguy said:
lmao thats great.

It officially makes jon's blog the best ever.
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It pimps yours up nicely too...
Guess what I’m in tha mood ta rap `bout? You guessed it . Its just anotha homocide. Captchas where the sun be shinin and I be rhymin'! In fact I fizzle like mobbin' a whole week, maybe more cruisin' on if any downtime occurs.
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ta rapping `bout nuttin' but captcha doggy stylin' . Aint no killin' everybodys chillin'. We’ll . Aint no killin' everybodys chillin'.
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Aint no killin' everybodys chillin'
 
Nursery Rhizymes found with Gizoogle:

Rub a dub dub
Rub-a-dizzle
Three men in a tizzay
And how do you thiznink they gots there?
The shot calla tha drug deala tha candlestick-maka --
They all jumped out of a rotten potato!
'Twas enough ta makes a F-to-tha-izzish stare.
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What was WORSE is I found a collection of Nursery Rhymes and couldn't BELIEVE when I saw the name of one:

I LOVE LITTLE PUSSY:
I Love Little Pussy

Welcome to Dateline NBC. That poem is funny enough, but when you Gizoogle it you get:

I love shawty pussy,
Her coat is so warm,
And if I don't hizzurt her,
She'll do me no hizzle.
So I'll not pull her tail,
Nor drive her away,
But pussy n I,
Vizzle gently wizzle play.
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The Bible:
Gizoogle - Transizlatin' Page - http

Classic: 30 And ta every beast of tha earth, n ta every fizzowl of tha air, n ta every thing tizzy creepeth upon tha earth, wherein there is life,I hizzy given every green H-to-tha-izzerb fo` meat: n it was so.

rofl, the Theoretical Chemistry Wikipedia entry is pretty dope too:
"Theorizzle chemistry involves tha use of physics ta explain or predict chemicalphenomena. In recent years, it has consisted primarily of quantum chemistry , i.e., tha application of quantum mechanics ta problems in chemistry . Slap your mutha fuckin self." (WTF?)

Gizoogle - Transizlatin' Page - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theoretical_chemistry
 
Bush + Gizoogle + The Internets =


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FARLEY: Mr. President, since we continue ta po-po tha world, how do you intend ta maintain our military presence witout reinstitut'n a draft?

BUSH: Yes, that's a bootylicious question. Thanks.

I hear there's rumors on tha Internets (sic) T-H-to-tha-izzat we going ta have a draft. We're not going ta have a draft, period. The all- wanna be gangsta army works. It works particularly W-H-to-tha-izzen we pay our troops well. It works whizzay we makes sure they've gots hous'n, like we have done in tha last military budgets straight from long beach nigga.

An crazy ass nigga army is B-to-tha-izzest suited ta fight tha new wars of tha 21st century, whizzay is ta be specialized n ta find these thugz as they hide around tha world . Put ya mutha fuckin choppers up if ya feel this..

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I put fox news through the translator and saw what was probably the greatest headline of all time:

"Kennedy Bustin' Crazy Ass Nigga Seizures"
 
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