"Hi, I'm a Facebook Ad Manager"

[bb_wolfe]

Hi,

My name is Lea K. Anus, I'm your friendly Facebook ad nazi, er, manager. I take the ads you submit and manually disapprove them. Most people say I'm jaded because my mother didn't love me, but the real reason is the neighbor, Mr. Jones, loved me a little too much, in the ass, and now I'm a skinny pale skinned asshole who deletes your profits for a living.

Don't hate me, I cry myself to sleep at night too. I mean, it's hard declining THOUSANDS of ads a day just to meet my "douche" quota. On the off chance I actually approve your ad, I always remedy the situation by charging you $4.00 CPC and if you don't pay, I don't run your ad.

So like I said, I'm up for the douche of the month award due to my disapproved ads. I also take it up the poop chute from a St. Bernard named Gary.

So, if you're mad at Facebook, don't be, be mad at me. I'm the HIV+ asshole who is responsible for it all.

Sincerely,

Leak E. Anus

PS. I have rectal fissures, so my days are spent not only declining your hard thought out ads, but wiping the AIDS blood from my office chair.

 

[bb_wolfe]

Sorry, had to vent at FB for declining over 200 ads, letting 5 run, and only giving me 300K impressions before wanting $4 for the ad.

Cocksuckers.

Myspace still hasn't responded to my ad accoutn. Any idea how you get in with myspace and run ads quickly?

 

[Demon]

AHahaaahaha!

 

[AdHustler]

did you actually think that was funny? Because it wasn't.

 

[HarveyJ]

I still don't see why people think Facebook is golden for ads...
Sure, there are some micro niches that you can target specifically, but the CPC gets too high to make it profitable when you finally figure them out.
Or maybe I'm just not thinking outside the box that my original box came in.

 

[bb_wolfe]

So the AIDS bit hit a wee too close to home, eh? Sorry.

did you actually think that was funny? Because it wasn't.