From the Uncyclopedia.org entry on The World Game Forum (Australian football forum aka soccer loosers):
"Tonigol - Is a schizophrenic lowlife who also suffers from "Malaka syndrome" - a chronic syndrome where the sufferer cannot stop masturbating furiously. When he isn't masturbating furiously, he is creating users on TWGF. At last count, he had created 5,453 characters. Is a serial pest and is currently involved in an ongoing dispute with rooboy91, who is eliminating his characters faster than a fat chick at Sizzler. His multiple personalities have included a goat, an androgynous biker, a Kosovan nationalist and a paint sniffing junkie, among many other dull and useless characters. Several users have spoken out against this tosser and wanting him banned from the forum, but to no avail."
So. There. You have it.