Hilarious SEO Jokes!!

[plepco]

My buddy just sent me these. I think they're horrendous. I mean, these are beyond horrible. It actually hurts to read them. So I thought I'd share. Here goes...

Q: What do you call it when twins are pleased?
A: Duplicate content.

Q: What do you call it when a tapeworm has you over for dinner?
Aarasite hosting.

Q: What do you call a man with six fingers on one hand?
A:Supplemental index.

Q: What's likely to get your ship sunk by pirates?
A: Canonical issues.

Q: What did the SEO do on his honeymoon?
A: He put a “nofollow” outside the door.

Q: What does a chiropractor fix?
A: Back links.

Two SEOs were watching a girl with big boobs on a trampoline.
1st: I hate it.
2nd: What, the trampoline?
1st: No the bounce rate.

Now, for the really awful ones...

Q: What do you call a game where touching the person makes them NOT it?
A: Alt tag.

Q: What do you call it when you and a small band of Spartans fend off an army of Persians?
A: A 301 redirect.

(Seriously?)

Q: What do you call it when the prey hunts the hunter?
A: A trackback.

(Come on. COME ON.)

Q: What do you call Zelda in lingerie?
A: Link bait.

So...is anybody willing to share any additional SEO jokes?

 

[dmnEPC]

My buddy just sent me these. I think they're horrendous. I mean, these are beyond horrible. It actually hurts to read them. So I thought waste your time with my gay SEO jokes

Fixed that for you

 

[Bofu2U]

Q: What do you do to a friend that sends you jokes like that?
A: Deindex.

 

[Bofu2U]

Q: Where does someone who thinks those are funny reside?
A: The sandbox.

 

[b_sun]

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[jacky8]

inb4 ppc jokes

 

[butcher]

I came for the lulz, I left disappointed

 

[cardine]

Q: What's worse than getting deindexed?


A: Cancer.

 

[greenleaves]

Boobs to the rescue!

 

[JTP50]

The trampoline one. :banana_sml:

 

[pfgannon]

inb4 ppc jokes

Q: How do you know when it's time to see the doctor?

A: It burns when you PPC

 

[kingofsp]

It boggles my mind that there are dorky enough dorks in the world to create something like this in the first place.

 

[cougarclaws]

have we ever had a good joke thread on here?

 

[plepco]

have we ever had a good joke thread on here?

I don't think so. But what I've just done is lowered the bar - so every joke thread in the future will be awesome compared to this one.

 

[Diplex]

Don't worry I got this bros.

SAVED!

 

[jacky8]

I don't think so. But what I've just done is lowered the bar - so every joke thread in the future will be awesome compared to this one.

I think that was a good one

And diplex, thanks for saving the thread!

 

[MyOwnDemon]

Q: What do you call Zelda in lingerie?
A: Link bait.

Actually lol'd at this one... I feel ashamed now.

 

[Kershaad]

Q: What do you call it when you and a small band of Spartans fend off an army of Persians?
A: A 301 redirect.

bahahahahahahha... epic

 

[AustinP]

301 redirect was pretty funny thoh. Gonna use this now onwards.

 

[Andrewj]

Q) What do you call a man when he sleeps with a hooker for extra pleasure and get caught(to his wife)?
Buying cheap quality links in hope of improving serp's
A) Penalized