Twas the night before Crack's birthday and all through his mind
He couldn't stop thinking -- about the noble AM'ers quest to find!
Find what? Well, great content and well written with care
Because the need for American writers who can spell correctly was there!
But what could he do? Oh how could he solve such a task?
This was the dilemma Crack faced as he sipped from his flask...
No, he doesn't drink on the job, nor does he send it in belated
In fact, his content is known to get many a penis inflated!
Then, something happened... some wonderful thing filled the air
Nay, nothing gross nor anything that would give tempers flare, nor a magical, drug educed, flying reindeer!
No, it was a more purer and Hallmark type pollution invasions
It was Christmas cheer you fucking dummy; Kwanzaa cheer for you Haitians!
For a limited time during this wonderful holiday season
Crack Content Creation will write about anything within reason!
And not only that but it will be at a price
That is cheaper than even the original -- had it been divided by thrice!
So while normally I don't like to give such a cost
For services that I promise will keep your competition frost,
I figured: Hey! Its Christmas and there's too many writing people
Who're offering a castle and turning in a steeple!
So in order to get the word out about me,
the best content creationer that Wicked Fire's ever seen
I'm offering the following, incredibly low graph
Of 100 words for two bucks and a halved half!
That of course doesn't include the discounts I offer
On all bulk orders and the funny instant messaging convers!
So come Dasher, come Dancer, come Donner and Blitzen,
I'm randomly inserting you here to feed the original poem fixin',
Come and tell everyone what a deal they now see,
"You have a great deal, we would say more but must pee!"
Thank you reindeer, although you pee all day long
Rudolph aside, you're all getting killed for a soup that's not wrong!
Back to the story though -- this holiday discount is for
But the month of December, not any months more!
So get your orders in before I'm backed up to the North Pole
It's okay though, because I'd still get in your stuff without stole! (Yeah that was for you, you Indian, Copyscape, bad name for all content writer mother fuckers)
But one more quick thing before I leave you to crow,
Merry Christmas to all and to all, AND KEEP READING BELOW!
Yeah.. hopefully this doesn't make me look like a lunatic but... what other content writer do you have would even think to attempt this? And pull it off so skillfully? Hm?
Exactly.
Anyway, for the month of December, I'm dropping my content creation price down from $2.85 for 100 words all the way down to "two dollars and a halved half" for every 100 words. To all of you derelicts out there, that's $2.25 for every 100 words. Samples, reviews and all that shit can be found by clicking right here.
And to anyone who was disappointed there weren't any ho pictures in this thread... don't worry! I wouldn't do something so mean and self-centered in a self-pitch thread!
It's incredibly hard to find good Christmas ho pictures with Google images, so quit your bitching.
Contact info:
E-mail: j.galligan at yahoo.com (all birthday presents can be sent Paypal to the same address :thumbsup
AIM: Galligan101
MSN: jgalligan101@yahoo.com
Yahoo: j.galligan
IRC: Freenode --> #cakes --> Whichever nickname has the word crack in it.
Merry Early Christmas! :xmas-smiley-016:
He couldn't stop thinking -- about the noble AM'ers quest to find!
Find what? Well, great content and well written with care
Because the need for American writers who can spell correctly was there!
But what could he do? Oh how could he solve such a task?
This was the dilemma Crack faced as he sipped from his flask...
No, he doesn't drink on the job, nor does he send it in belated
In fact, his content is known to get many a penis inflated!
Then, something happened... some wonderful thing filled the air
Nay, nothing gross nor anything that would give tempers flare, nor a magical, drug educed, flying reindeer!
No, it was a more purer and Hallmark type pollution invasions
It was Christmas cheer you fucking dummy; Kwanzaa cheer for you Haitians!
For a limited time during this wonderful holiday season
Crack Content Creation will write about anything within reason!
And not only that but it will be at a price
That is cheaper than even the original -- had it been divided by thrice!
So while normally I don't like to give such a cost
For services that I promise will keep your competition frost,
I figured: Hey! Its Christmas and there's too many writing people
Who're offering a castle and turning in a steeple!
So in order to get the word out about me,
the best content creationer that Wicked Fire's ever seen
I'm offering the following, incredibly low graph
Of 100 words for two bucks and a halved half!
That of course doesn't include the discounts I offer
On all bulk orders and the funny instant messaging convers!
So come Dasher, come Dancer, come Donner and Blitzen,
I'm randomly inserting you here to feed the original poem fixin',
Come and tell everyone what a deal they now see,
"You have a great deal, we would say more but must pee!"
Thank you reindeer, although you pee all day long
Rudolph aside, you're all getting killed for a soup that's not wrong!
Back to the story though -- this holiday discount is for
But the month of December, not any months more!
So get your orders in before I'm backed up to the North Pole
It's okay though, because I'd still get in your stuff without stole! (Yeah that was for you, you Indian, Copyscape, bad name for all content writer mother fuckers)
But one more quick thing before I leave you to crow,
Merry Christmas to all and to all, AND KEEP READING BELOW!
Yeah.. hopefully this doesn't make me look like a lunatic but... what other content writer do you have would even think to attempt this? And pull it off so skillfully? Hm?
Exactly.
Anyway, for the month of December, I'm dropping my content creation price down from $2.85 for 100 words all the way down to "two dollars and a halved half" for every 100 words. To all of you derelicts out there, that's $2.25 for every 100 words. Samples, reviews and all that shit can be found by clicking right here.
And to anyone who was disappointed there weren't any ho pictures in this thread... don't worry! I wouldn't do something so mean and self-centered in a self-pitch thread!
It's incredibly hard to find good Christmas ho pictures with Google images, so quit your bitching.
Contact info:
E-mail: j.galligan at yahoo.com (all birthday presents can be sent Paypal to the same address :thumbsup
AIM: Galligan101
MSN: jgalligan101@yahoo.com
Yahoo: j.galligan
IRC: Freenode --> #cakes --> Whichever nickname has the word crack in it.
Merry Early Christmas! :xmas-smiley-016:
