Hoarders. Who watches?

thunderlips

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Alright fuckers, Who watches hoarders? Who saw the lady literally living in shit yesterday?

this show is fucking amazing.

thoughts?
 


I can't watch my TV anymore until I find another place to stack my 30,000 VHS tapes.
 
I like those people that crap in buckets and then store them like 2012 food supplies in the shed.

It's really clever - I mean you never know when you're going to need a bucket of 3 year old shit. Better safe than sorry.
 
it happened to my otherwise neat-freak grandparents in their late 80s..

They had shit stacked EVERYWHERE at one point, newspapers that could have combusted into instant flames were ceiling high, cat food everywhere (thank god they only had ONE cat), and a narrow path from the entrance to each room that made their usually spacey apartment seem like a cramped labyrinth of shit.

Eventually my grandma' died and my grandpa' lived for a few years thereafter in a special care home.

Check your family history to see where you may be headed.. lmao
 
I can't watch my TV anymore until I find another place to stack my 30,000 VHS tapes.

Why not go return some of those videotapes...

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I love the refrigerators of these hoarders houses. They have food in there from like 8 years ago, but they don't want to throw it away because "it's still good and I'm going to make a soup with it". WTF, these people need serious help.
 
How come they find a few dead cats in each hoarders house?

I dunno, but on one of the episodes last night they kept finding flattened cats in the lady's house. They claimed they were "crushed" by stuff, but my theory is that it's just been dead so long that all the fluid leaked out of it. Probably into the carpet, floorboards, substrate, whatever.

I feel sorry for the next person that buys one of these places after some flipper snags it for $0.20 on the dollar and throws a coat of "smell sealing" paint all over everything. :repuke:
 
Rofl yeah i'm gonna tivo this. I did see an episode of cops where some old woman was hoarding cats and had like dead cats in her freezer and stuff.