Hoffy's Spam + SAUCE. Only 15 copies available...

[jhoffy22]

What are you selling here King Jhoffrey?

This is my own personal spam. This is what I do to rank my own websites. I power through xxx,xxx exact search SERPs like it's nothing, every day. Via my expertise and daily grind through the SEO trenches, I'm providing you with the the opportunity to stack some dollars in a hurry. This is real churn and burn, and it's limited. That's right, I'm limiting this to 15 copies being sold.

There are elements of what I am offering that have NEVER been sold here or on any other public SEO forum by anyone else, and for good reason. I'm getting you links from 100k+ unique domains and 5x's that in total links. This is not JUST spam either, there is other stuff that I am purposefully not mentioning. Think links that cannot be acquired unless you own the domains. I've never sold this to anyone else. Sure, there is some average Georgia Smoked Applewood Bacon in the mix for diversity, but that's hardly the selling point here. That's all I will say.


How can I use this to put money in the bank?

In anyway that you want to use it. Don't be stupid and send this at your "whitehat" site that has any sort of equity. I will rank your new domains, aged domains, parasites, etc. If you wish, I will review your site after you've ordered and give you my personal recommendation on how to best use it. This is not a consultation, so please don't confuse it as such. Irregardless, I will review all 15 sites before processing them to make sure they are not fucked into oblivion, and I do reserve the right to cancel your order if I find something wrong. If you lose your spot on the basis of me not approving your site, I'll allow you to give me a different site if you choose to.


Do I get a report?

There are absolutely no reports.

Once upon a time, there was a huge tree on the banks of a river. The tree made a comfortable home for the family of birds who had built their nests on its branch. The birds were living there happily as the tree with its widespread branches sheltered them from scorching sun and heavy rains.

One day, when the sky was overcast with dark clouds, it rained very heavily. Some monkeys who were playing nearby the tree got drenched and ran for shelter under the tree. All of them were shivering with cold. When the birds saw the monkeys in the pitiable condition, one of the birds said,” O Monkeys, you would not have to shiver like this, if you had built a home like us. You would not have to suffer like this. If we can build our nest with small beaks, then why cant you. By God’s grace, you have two hands and two legs. Why don’t you make a nice shelter for yourselves?”

On hearing this, the monkeys got annoyed and swore to teach a lesson to the birds. They said to themselves, “These birds are not afraid of the rain or of cold wind. They are living comfortably that is why they are criticizing us like this. Let the rain stop, we’ll show them how to build home”. As soon as the rain stopped, the monkeys climbed up the tree and destroyed the nests of the birds. They also broke the birds’ eggs and threw the young ones down.

The poor birds flew here and there in misery. They were full of regret for their words and realized that they should not have given advice that was not asked. Advice should only be given to learned, wise and to those who ask for it.

What is the turn around time for completion?

Turn around time for completion will be in the ballpark of 7-10 business days. Note that this is for completion. I begin my work as soon as I receive your order and "okay" it. I'll notify you via email when everything has been completed. Every single one of the 15 orders that I receive will be handled with care, competency, and thoroughness. I pride myself on this.


**Stipulations for ordering**

I am only selling 15 copies. That's it. Why?
This isn't my cash cow. I've gone back and forth on whether or not I should offer this for sale now for a long time. It goes against what I preach and believe in. The reason I am limiting it to 15 copies is:
1) To cut down on the number of people potentially trying to reverse engineer my shit. Good luck with that.
2) To limit outbound links on my properties and thus decreasing their effectiveness.

I am purposefully being vague about what I'm giving you here. Keep in mind there are 15 copies available, and they WILL move FAST. If you hesitate, you will miss out. Short and simple. You're buying MY experience, MY resources, MY time, and MY secrets.



How do I order?

Click the buy now button. Note your transaction ID. Message me your URL, 3-5 keywords, and your transaction ID along with a contact email. I'll handle everything else. No porn/pharma/gambling/casino/mainstream diet/foreign or anything that has a lot of eyes on it. Sorry to those of you that already ordered prior to me forgetting to put this in here.

I will not accept nor fulfill orders for anyone who actively sells any sort of spam SEO service, anywhere. Before I begin processing any order, I require that you message me your PayPal transaction ID. This must be sent via personal message, not email.

I've got two reviewers in queue right now. There will be no other reviews given. I've sold stuff before, and my reputation precedes me.

You guys are going to love this. I'm excited to drop some jaws.

 

[phrench]

I bite.

 

[jhoffy22]

Hey guys, I've already had 7 people order. I've not approved all of the orders yet and am still waiting to hear back from some of them, but slots are filling up quick.


I just want to reiterate this since I forgot to include it in the original post, but then later added it:

No porn/pharma/gambling/casino/seo/mainstream diet/foreign or anything that has a lot of eyes on it. There are various reasons that I am doing this.

If all of the slots fill up by tomorrow, I am going to have to extend the TAT a little bit because I did not account for getting all 15 of the orders within 2 business days.

 

[dnouche]

I am IN...

 

[jhoffy22]

I bite.

I am IN...

Thank you for the orders.

For everyone's orders that I've already received details for and approved, I will get started on the work today.

Update: At this point in time, I've received payment for 10 orders. 7 of them I have approved and I've received details for. The other 3 I am waiting for alternative details.

 

[starklenx]

i am in too

 

[gypsy777]

Order sent. Thanks for answering all my questions jhoffy

 

[jhoffy22]

i am in too

:thumbsup:

Order sent. Thanks for answering all my questions jhoffy

Not a problem at all.

Got some orders started up today. I still need to add everyone to my SERP tracker. These are going quicker than I originally thought they would. I expected the 15 orders to be distributed over the duration of thread period but that has not been the case at all. It's going on 8:00 PM my time. If you want in, this will be your last chance. I don't anticipate their being any of the 15 slots open by tomorrow morning when I wake up.

 

[jhoffy22]

Two slots open and the party is over.​

Obviously, since I received order details for all thirteen orders within two days, TAT is going to be longer for some of you. Bare with me though. While others would cut corners to meet their original TAT, I'm not - I'm interested in ranking your sites and giving you what you paid for.

 

[Shakeitout]

What a fucking gentleman I <3 u Jhoffy:rainfro:

 

[jhoffy22]

Good evening folks,

All orders that I have details for, have began I sent out a refund to one member and will be doing so for another due to the restrictions in my OP, so there are still a few slots open up!

 

[jhoffy22]

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[jhoffy22]

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That's all folks. Thanks for the orders. All orders that I have received details for I have began.​

 

[efeezy]

Sent you a skype message yesterday afternoon.

 

[jhoffy22]

Regarding spam + sauce

Anybody that has ordered I would appreciate it if you would update the thread with your ranking increases and maybe some screenshots to reflect the credibility of what I am offering. I've seen some considerable increases in ranks for some of you already but this piece of shit rank tracker I started using as a test with you guys (Accu Ranker) is the most non user friend piece of junk I've used before. If you have been tracking, please update.

Rather than show an increase in ranking with the line on the graph going up like every other rank tracker, the line goes down. As the line goes closer to the X-axis of the graph, that means your rankings are increasing.

 

[jhoffy22]

Update​

I'm no longer offering my sauce for sale, but I might as well take advantage of the thread since I purchased it. To finish off this thread, I'm going to offer smart contextual + spam blasts for parasites and Youtube videos. You can order directly to your burners if you know how to use these.


How can I bank with this?

You can hit some home runs with parasites, Youtube videos, or directly to your money site if it has some trust or authority. I don't care what niches you send to me here as long as it's not porn, pharma, or gambling or any of the other poster boy no-no niches.


What are you getting?

4-5k contextual links on unique domains
100k+ links on unique URLs of various platforms
A gargantuous amount of tiering and effective indexing


What differentiates this from any of the other spam or contextual blasts that are sold here?

I'm smart about how I spam, very well equipped with an abundance of resources at my disposal, I'm efficient, and I'm thorough. You're not getting an out-of-the-box spam blast. And the obvious, it ranks.

No sauce included. I won't be accepting orders from anyone that I know slings spam here or anywhere else. I don't need y'all scraping my links. Please submit order details through Wickedfire PM, as outlined in the OP.
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Order now for $99​

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[thehobbster]

Live Review and Mini Case Study

I been had known King Jhoffrey for years now. Before he had plans for this sale, I was already up his ass about buying blasts from him for some new projects.

He was like "Check it out, I'm going to drop a limited access BST, so how about we put something together real quick and you can be a review copy and show these guys how I get down."

I said... "Okay, let me whip together something brand new in a fresh niche neither of us have ever touched. It'll be as legit of a mini-case study for your thread as possible."

With that being said, I spent the other day researching and slapping together a site. As of right now, it's a bomb-ass homepage with your typical "about/contact" type pages. I've got to put an order out for some inner page content tonight.

But to show you guys where we are currently are at with rankings, I've screen-capped my rank positions. Not surprisingly, I'm nowhere, as I literally put the finishing touches on it last night and enabled it to be indexed. I registered the domains and set up everything yesterday.

These terms aren't insanely difficult, but aren't a complete walk in the park either.

We'll talk more about it as things progress. I just wanted to drop in here and let you guys know about this test we are running to a truly virgin site.

Let's see why King Jhoffrey sits the Iron Throne...

To Be Continued...

 

[jhoffy22]

Update​

I'm no longer offering my sauce for sale, but I might as well take advantage of the thread since I purchased it. To finish off this thread, I'm going to offer smart contextual + spam blasts for parasites and Youtube videos. You can order directly to your burners if you know how to use these.


How can I bank with this?

You can hit some home runs with parasites, Youtube videos, or directly to your money site if it has some trust or authority. I don't care what niches you send to me here as long as it's not porn, pharma, or gambling or any of the other poster boy no-no niches.


What are you getting?

4-5k contextual links on unique domains
100k+ links on unique URLs of various platforms
A gargantuous amount of tiering and effective indexing


What differentiates this from any of the other spam or contextual blasts that are sold here?

I'm smart about how I spam, very well equipped with an abundance of resources at my disposal, I'm efficient, and I'm thorough. You're not getting an out-of-the-box spam blast. And the obvious, it ranks.

No sauce included. I won't be accepting orders from anyone that I know slings spam here or anywhere else. I don't need y'all scraping my links. Please submit order details through Wickedfire PM, as outlined in the OP.
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Order now for $99​

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[jhoffy22]

Keep an eye on those ranks over the next week folks.

 

[jhoffy22]

New orders received for smart spam are queued up. Reach out if you've got any questions for me.