I personally would suck a gator cock at the level of gayness I have for that host gator. I beat the ever living shit out of my websites with links and they seem to have no problems with my accounts.
One time, me and Skohh were at a bar (of course, jeffrey was there) and I asked Skohh if he wanted to see a crazy trick. He said "yeah, that'd be cool." So I said "yo, bartender, pull out the gator!"
The bartender reaches under the bar with both arms and lifts this giant alligator onto the bar. *BAM* *clink clink* as it hit the bar and all the glasses trembled. I said "Alright, Skohh, watch this..."
And I hopped on the bar, pulled out my cock and then jabbed the alligator in the eyes with my fingers. It closed its eyes in pain and started screaming real loud. While it's mouth was open, I shoved my dick all up in there and wriggled it around, and then just in the nick of time, I pulled it back out and put it back in my pants.
Skohh was like "Dayum! How in the fuck!?!?"
I said, "You wanna give it a try?"
And Skohh said, "Sure, just don't poke me in the eyes!"