How Did Four Loko Get So Popular?



Ill tell you why - this past weekend after one four loko, 10 shots of whiskey and 5 beers - I vomited all over myself. This was only my second time vomiting from booze in over 10 years. For any self respecting serious party animal - this is a pretty cheap path to getting seriously fucked up.

The only OK tasting flavor is watermelon. Nevertheless, all of them have a serious Everclear aftertaste.

I am not sure how any can have a normal experience after drinking this stuff, esp when combined with other booze
 
Had two cans of watermelon flavor a couple weekends back, totally shitfaced. Not surprisingly had a tough time sleeping that night. The other flavors taste like battery acid, same with the other 4loco imitators I've tried.

Went to 4 different gas stations last weekend and couldn't find 4loco in any of them. Gonna stock up if I find them again.
 
That is one powerful drink and I hadn't heard of it before. I'm shocked at the fact that just one can is the same as having 4 to 6 beers. Just one beer is far too much for some people.
 
i got introduced to this shit a couple months ago. It taste alright for what it is and it gets you pretty trashed. They are banning this shit everywhere right now and I'm actually thinking about stocking up on this shit and selling them.
 
started seeing a lot of people drinking that around my area..

i can barely drink one of those big rockstars with out feeling like im gonna puke i don't know how people drink this crap..

Then again as a teenager before i learned to enjoy the taste of straight bourbon and scotch i did crush an awful lot of Vodka mixed with sugary/sweet mixers i guess these are gonna be the new smirnoff Ice's
 
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These t-shirts have been hot sellers, lol

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It's a pretty rare drink if you're not in the 15-24 years old range...it's very popular if you are though.

I never understood the whole drink until you can't function properly thing.

I drink for a slight buzz, nothing more. Also, only premium vodkas or gins... I've NEVER had a hangover.

If I wanted a hangover I'd do something worth making a movie over.
 
The stuff is absolutely revolting. But if you're out and looking for all the energy and alcohol in one place...I suppose it does the trick. Ew.
 
I never understood the whole drink until you can't function properly thing.

I drink for a slight buzz, nothing more. Also, only premium vodkas or gins... I've NEVER had a hangover.

If I wanted a hangover I'd do something worth making a movie over.

I don't like to drink at all anymore. I tried it out in high school and for year or so in college and then it hit me and I was like...I don't like not being able to think or function properly. I think people do it cause they think it's "cool/tough" that they drank so much. That and everyone else is acting retarded and you feel out of place if you're not like them. In college it seems to be about consuming as much alcohol as possible, and I'm not sure why people do that, cause it makes them pass out early / puke that night (sometimes both), then in the morning terrible hangover...I personally do not find any of those things I just listed fun.
 
I don't like to drink at all anymore. I tried it out in high school and for year or so in college and then it hit me and I was like...I don't like not being able to think or function properly. I think people do it cause they think it's "cool/tough" that they drank so much. That and everyone else is acting retarded and you feel out of place if you're not like them. In college it seems to be about consuming as much alcohol as possible, and I'm not sure why people do that, cause it makes them pass out early / puke that night (sometimes both), then in the morning terrible hangover...I personally do not find any of those things I just listed fun.

Well, you might want to start drinking again... It's been known for a while that there is a direct correlation between drinking and income.

Drinking to Success - Forbes.com

Self-Righteous (non-former alcies) people who think drinking is bad are normally missing out on some deal making and cavorting that's needed for success.

We are a social species, even monkeys enjoy the sauce.
 
Well, you might want to start drinking again... It's been known for a while that there is a direct correlation between drinking and income.

Drinking to Success - Forbes.com

Self-Righteous (non-former alcies) people who think drinking is bad are normally missing out on some deal making and cavorting that's needed for success.

We are a social species, even monkeys enjoy the sauce.

You can drink all you want, I have nothing against drinking. I just don't get any joy or pleasure out of drinking. Why would I do something that I dislike?
 
That's like asking why do men eat pussy.

For the benefits young padawan.

You're still getting pleasure out of eating pussy. That being, making your girl feel REALLY good...

and I still drink beer from time to time...but never drink enough to get me anywhere close to not being able to drive...