How do you explain to a girl at a bar..



i used to try to explain but after countless blank expressions/glazed eyes i just go with "i'm a software designer" and casually steer the conversation back to her favourite subject...herself :)
 
And here I was thinking that the words "I make money" were a natural aphrodisiac for a large proportion of females out there!?

What the fuck do you have to explain once they are uttered to those type of gold digging whores? Just take her home, and one of her friends, and have a three way that involves a chair with three legs missing, half a pound of butter, and a small furry animal.

If she asks in the morning what you do, scream at her "get out you dirty gold digging whore, and get my gerbil out of your arse".
 
If you can't play this into your game you suck.

Ask her if she has a Facebook. (hint) Ask her if she's single. (hint) Say you see those ads on the right hand side that ask if she wants a date. Tell her you do those. If she were to click on that ad, it costs you money and if she were to actually sign up to the site, you get paid.

Perfect way to get a conversation started about her having Facebook and/or her being single.

Also, you can do market research this way. Ask her if she ever clicks any of those ads and what made her click.

Perfect marketing strategy.. you save my life bud! hahahaha
 
If a girl you have just met asks "what do you do?" , you've fucked up. It's a sign she's either bored or you've failed to get into rapport (or both).

"What do you do?" is the question people ask when they feel awkward with a new person, need to fill a gap, and can't think of anything else to say.

You need to work on your conversation skillz, brah.

By the time you get to this question, you should already know enough about her to frame your answer perfectly. For example:

How educated is she?
Who does she work for? (if she's not at college)
Does she have dreams of working for herself one day?
Is that want she wants to do with her life?
If not, why hasn't she done it already?
Is she more of an arts or science person?

Once you have that information, you can shape your answers much better. That way you can build lots of little points of connection where it sounds like you've got loads in common with her.

The problem with giving "smart", prepared answers like I'm a lion tamer or some shit like that is unless you carry it off perfectly, it screams "I've read a book on how to be suck-cessful with women."
 
Just redirect attention right back.

"What do you do?"
I run websites. What do you do?
 
Ask her if she has ever been ripped off on the internet. If she says yes, explain that was you.

<seriously>If you plan this shit, you have no game. Learn why you can't plan this shit, then understand why you are being a fucktard</seriously>
 
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i vote anyone who feels the need to post this should get an insta-ban. . . .

the way i see it, if you have to ask this question than you probably aren't smart enough to make money at AM since you don't know what it is, and don't need WF services.
 
just say "I own couple websites and earn money from paid advertising " or something like that.
 
you dont explain ... and instead crack a joke and tease her. logical explanation = fail. say you are an ass model, but you are currently taking a break from it, as the job is too difficult.