How Do You Handle Being Insanely Rich?

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stickyicky

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Bros, I'm fucking losing it. If the money doesn't stop rolling in I'm going to lose my mind. How do you cope with all the stress of being crazy successful? I make about 100x what the average person makes which forces me to look down on everyone as peasants. Everyone I used to know is so fucking poor it makes me want to shit on their faces. How do you guys blow off steam after dealing with poor people? Any SERIOUS help would be appreciated.
 


I hired someone who had no formal education and no chances of getting a job anywhere else, he works 18 hours a day for me and does whatever I ask him to. I get to call him "slave" and when I get stressed out I take it out on him (some beating but verbal abuse makes me feel much better about myself).

On difficult days I ask him to bring his family over so I can scream at them for a couple of hours, kick them a little and rape the girls. He understands that I am under a lot of stress and that I have a lot of money so he is cool with it. Give it a try, it does really help.
 
stickyicky said:
Bros, I'm fucking losing it. If the money doesn't stop rolling in I'm going to lose my mind. How do you cope with all the stress of being crazy successful? I make about 100x what the average person makes which forces me to look down on everyone as peasants. Everyone I used to know is so fucking poor it makes me want to shit on their faces. How do you guys blow off COCKS after dealing with poor people? Any SERIOUS help would be appreciated.
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mimoza3 said:
I hired someone who had no formal education and no chances of getting a job anywhere else, he works 18 hours a day for me and does whatever I ask him to. I get to call him "slave" and when I get stressed out I take it out on him (some beating but verbal abuse makes me feel much better about myself).

On difficult days I ask him to bring his family over so I can scream at them for a couple of hours, kick them a little and rape the girls. He understands that I am under a lot of stress and that I have a lot of money so he is cool with it. Give it a try, it does really help.
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^ hahahaha
 
mimoza3 said:
I hired someone who had no formal education and no chances of getting a job anywhere else, he works 18 hours a day for me and does whatever I ask him to. I get to call him "slave" and when I get stressed out I take it out on him (some beating but verbal abuse makes me feel much better about myself).

On difficult days I ask him to bring his family over so I can scream at them for a couple of hours, kick them a little and rape the girls. He understands that I am under a lot of stress and that I have a lot of money so he is cool with it. Give it a try, it does really help.
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WTF DUDE :))
 
Everytime I get super rich, I donate it all to Bill Gates foundation and start all over again.
I am on my 6th Trip now.

Also agree with Mimoza.. I have also tried doing it.. Damn effective. Specially the rape part.
 
stickyicky said:
Everyone I used to know is so fucking poor it makes me want to shit on their faces.
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This is prolly cause you are living in a cheap society. Try to get in to a higher society where they makes 100x more than you do. Problem solved.
 
How do I deal with being insanely rich? I do insanely eccintric things like walking up to homeless men and hand them slips of paper with my bank account information on it in exchange for their clothes, buggy, and sleeping spot.

You'd be surprised at how refreshing it is to wake up with pigions caressing your cheek and getting the random guy offering to pay me to stay at his house and work 18-hour days just so he can yell at me. I find it insanely therapeudic and liberating to help releave the sources of his stress by way of funneling his niche information into bank accounts that could better handle the strain.
 
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mimoza3 said:
I hired someone who had no formal education and no chances of getting a job anywhere else, he works 18 hours a day for me and does whatever I ask him to. I get to call him "slave" and when I get stressed out I take it out on him (some beating but verbal abuse makes me feel much better about myself).

On difficult days I ask him to bring his family over so I can scream at them for a couple of hours, kick them a little and rape the girls. He understands that I am under a lot of stress and that I have a lot of money so he is cool with it. Give it a try, it does really help.
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At first I was like lol

But then I was like lol;d;,asdfjwuinciaundajk
 
stickyicky said:
Everyone I used to know is so fucking poor it makes me want to shit on their faces. How do you guys blow off steam after dealing with poor people? Any SERIOUS help would be appreciated.
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In a way I empathize with what you say, although i never looked down at people i did get to a stage where i considered myself more worthy than others. Not good place to be.

But if your actually 'serious'...

Earning "100x more than the rest" must be new to you, hence the feel of superiority from an ego standpoint.

Lose your money, fall back on your arse, then say what you said here...

Growing requires you to become a bigger and better person. Fail to do so, will set you back a long way. "Easy come, Easy go".

Success (or whatever you define as success) requires maturity and most importantly, humbleness.

As for other people you look at as "peasants", well, most dont have the attitude to achieve what is possible, so they 'appear' to succesful people as a big bunch of "poor" complainers and haters (which sadly a lot are, hence where they are).

Simply put, keep your head in the clouds but your feet firmly grounded on the floor.
 
I used to wipe my ass with bearer-bonds, but these days I prefer using the unemployed. They are more absorbent than many financial instruments, and frankly, it makes me feel good to know that I'm doing my part to help the economy as a job creator.
 
No matter what you make there is always going to be someone looking down at you thinking "peasant."

You're not rich you faggot. When you hit the Forbes Top 100 list then you can talk, until then shut the fuck up and get to work peasant.
 
cheshire said:
No matter what you make there is always going to be someone looking down at you thinking "peasant."

You're not rich you faggot. When you hit the Forbes Top 100 list then you can talk, until then shut the fuck up and get to work peasant.
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^ this.
 
Rexibit said:
How do I deal with being insanely rich? I do insanely eccintric things like walking up to homeless men and hand them slips of paper with my bank account information on it in exchange for their clothes, buggy, and sleeping spot.

You'd be surprised at how refreshing it is to wake up with pigions caressing your cheek and getting the random guy offering to pay me to stay at his house and work 18-hour days just so he can yell at me. I find it insanely therapeudic and liberating to help releave the sources of his stress by way of funneling his niche information into bank accounts that could better handle the strain.
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oh, but you forgot the kicks and the rape - also the part you agreed to serve as a portable toilet so i can go whenever and wherever i want.

but seriously - well played :)
 
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