How Long will You live?



Life Expectancy: 75.95
Lower Quartile : 68.26
Median Lifetime: 77.72
Upper Quartile : 85.36


damnit.

::emp::
 
Life Expectancy: 2.13 days
Lower Quartile : 1.10 days
Median Lifetime: 2.21 days
Upper Quartile : 3.12 days

(that was my AdWords account that took the survey)
 
Life Expectancy: 2012 << didn't you watch the movie?
Lower Quartile : 1.53 minutes
Median Lifetime: 1996 (when I got online)
Upper Quartile : 2012 << didn't you watch the movie?
 
Life Expectancy: 75.49
Lower Quartile : 65.80
Median Lifetime: 79.13
Upper Quartile : 87.82

Apparently I'd only gain bout 2 years more if I drank more, didn't have as much stress. And apparently If I had multiple sex partners, my life expectancy would only decrease by 0.36 (not withstanding an STD).

I found it odd, that even mentioning myself as being in the least fit of health and only bothering with 4 food groups at a time, and having more than 10% of my intake being fat... that it still claims I'll hit the typical american average life expectancy of between 65 to 75 years of age. I would have expected 45-50 given real life statistics (my father in law works for an insurance company).
 
Life Expectancy Results

Life Expectancy: 94.08
Lower Quartile : 87.68
Median Lifetime: 96.15
Upper Quartile : 103.57

Eh. I figure I have a 50/50 shot. My great grandmother lived to be 104. Her daughter, my grandma, is still walking to church everyday at 93.

On the other side of my family, no one has lived past 68.
 
Life Expectancy Results

Life Expectancy: 94.08
Lower Quartile : 87.68
Median Lifetime: 96.15
Upper Quartile : 103.57

Eh. I figure I have a 50/50 shot. My great grandmother lived to be 104. Her daughter, my grandma, is still walking to church everyday at 93.

On the other side of my family, no one has lived past 68.

you forgot to factor in the "Killadelphia" side of things... according to my calculations you should of been dead by 17.

You are officially in OT right now... enjoy!
 
Life Expectancy Results

Life Expectancy: 94.08
Lower Quartile : 87.68
Median Lifetime: 96.15
Upper Quartile : 103.57

Eh. I figure I have a 50/50 shot. My great grandmother lived to be 104. Her daughter, my grandma, is still walking to church everyday at 93.

On the other side of my family, no one has lived past 68.


Nice! results .... tax man gonna love you :)
 
Life Expectancy: 85.04
Lower Quartile : 77.35
Median Lifetime: 87.38
Upper Quartile : 95.32


Sooooo.... not even 1/3rd of the way through this shit, eh? Great.