I live next to a gay couple. They are real nice guys, both proffesionals, they aren't the flamboyant kind but you would know they are gay when you meet them. Last summer another gay couple bought the house accross the street. So one day after they moved in, I was mowing my lawn and one of them skips across the street like a little fairy and introduces himself. I turn off the mower, wipe the sweat from my brow with my forearm and start to chat with him. Nice guy at first, but I got a strange vibe from him. I invited him in my house for a lemonade and to introduce him to my wife, and we make some small chat and he leaves.
A couple weeks later I was mowing my lawn again. And again he skips across the street with his hand waiving in the air and this time he hugs me, and says "I missed you". I laughed it off and being the naive nice neighbor that I am I thought to myself he is acting this way because he is real feminine homo and I shouldn't make a big deal about it, he's not coming onto me, this is just how he is. So he invites me over to see his new house.
I oblige and he shows me his house. He shows me the kitchen and how he wants to redecorate, the antique chandelier in the living room, the library, the butlers quarters and than he takes me to a room upstairs that faces straight to my house. From the window in that room you can see my entire front lawn clearly. In that room was nothing but a chair close to the window and a box of tissues on the floor. He jokingly said that he "watches" me from this room. SO again, being the naive neighbor that I am thought he was joking and didn't think much of it.
Than I started to get suspicious after my wife takes a vacation to see her folks, and he invites me to his beach house. I declined. Than he said that since my wife is away we should hang out more so I wont be lonely. Declined again. Than he offers to help me with some yard work I needed to get done. Declined again. So long story short I figured that this guy was into me and I needed to keep away from him. I mowed my lawn at weird hours intentionally so he couldn't come and talk to me.
The last time I saw him was right before the fall and I was mowing my lawn for the last time of the year. I was trying to mow fast so he didn't catch me, or even if he did maybe he would think I am in a hurry so he shouldn't bother me. Well he must have been watching me from his room upstairs because he jolted across the street and came right up to me. I didn't turn the mower off right away hoping he would get the point that I was busy, but he didn't and just started up a conversation instead. I am really bad at being intentionally rude, so i turned the mower off to hear what he was saying. As soon as I turned the mower off, he said to me "You have beautiful eyes" and again "I missed you" and comes towards me to give me a hug. I position myself so that he couldn't give me a real hug and he ends up putting his hands on breast and squeezes.
End of story.
