I’m Whoring out My Husband

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Love him and his many ventures to death, but my husband needs to keep his cash flow up so he’s agreed to let me whore him out.

Why?

Many of his current projects are more trouble than they are worth and his new ventures are still in development. At the moment, he spends too much time staring at his new reef aquarium. (I said that, not him.)

So he’s agreed that doing some odds and ends online, the virtual handyman if you will, will help keep cash flows up during the transition.

So I’m offering you his services.

What does he do?

He’s not a coder or programmer, although he can do the basic stuff. He’s not a writer, although he can write if he has to. He’s done some affiliate marketing, has managed some serious site development and works heavily with PPC, including PPC networks and systems - lots of contacts in PPC, actually.

But he can do just about anything you need him to do. Be creative, although any sexual favors must stay in the family – my rule, not his.

He’s flexible and works from home on his own projects, so he’s online 90% of the time.

Have some stuff sitting around you need someone trustworthy and reasonably local to handle?

PM or post and I’ll send over his contact information and y’all can discuss it.

As far as I’m concerned, he’s also available for “rent to hire” since that would be better than the damn ups and downs of PPC search engines and networks, but you’d have to talk to him about that.

Why didn’t he post himself? Because he only has about 3 posts on WF and many of you know me already. I’ll vouch for him – he’s ex-military, has a few years of college, and knows his shit when it comes to what he does. It’s just in a down cycle at the moment while he waits for a new platform to come online in a few months.
 


i think it would have been best for him to post, and then you vouched for him, he would have 4 posts then lol
 
I'm sorry, but he has to post a spoon pic first!

How can we trust him otherwise?

You asked for it. You got it.

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shouldn't the spoon's balls be on top then?

Sorry, but I am really, really confused by your post.

He can't write, he can't code, he is no designer... so whatthefuck are we supposed to hire him for?

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He can't write, he can't code, he is no designer... so whatthefuck are we supposed to hire him for?

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Honestly I'm not sure what you might need him for. He makes a far better virtual assistant than someone who has no clue about the business. He's able to populate websites with those thousands of articles y'all like to spin, he can coordinate site development. He's like an internet handyman - a little bit of everything online but a specialty in PPC.
 
shouldn't the spoon's balls be on top then?

Sorry, but I am really, really confused by your post.

He can't write, he can't code, he is no designer... so whatthefuck are we supposed to hire him for?

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The list is pretty endless. To name a few:

customer service
data entry
crop images
descriptions
link building
directory submissions (manual)
fluffer (jokes)
 
Wow IA you need to grab that ballsy spoon cause you got some brass ones sharing wickedfire with your husband. My hubby ain't allowed on it.

THOSE BOOB THREADS ARE MINE!
 
Wow IA you need to grab that ballsy spoon cause you got some brass ones sharing wickedfire with your husband. My hubby ain't allowed on it.

THOSE BOOB THREADS ARE MINE!

My husband was the one who showed me the forum in the first place - he's just not a posting kind of guy. Nothing is particularly sacred around here - the man spent the better part of a 3 years working on various porn sites (that was when porn was still easily profitable).

Offering your husband for hire in any capacity on a gay webmaster forum is brave.

You know? I've had a change of heart. If anyone would like to pay me a million dollars for one night with my husband, I wouldn't put up more than a token fuss, me thinks. *wink*
 
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