I Don't Want Her To Stay At My Place...

Lol I haven't had this much fun in a forum since....forever!
You guys are priceless....honestly.:thumbsup:
OP, I wont even offer you any advice out of fear of being murdered.:tongue2:

Maybe you should tell her to ---> :love-smiley-083:or gtfo!
 


Tell her she can only stay if she puts out. If she says no then tell her to admit that she only wants to stay with you because she is sexually attracted to you. She'll deny it at first but once you grab her and start fucking the shit out of her she'll finally admit to it, at which point you can make her your friend with benefits.
 
Just tell her "no" since you like to feel comfortable in your own house and like to walk around naked, and that she may feel uncomfortable if she moves in having to look at you like this all day.
Also, if she is hot, tell her that your other friend is in town and he wants to stay at your place as well. Say that she can stay too for a day or two if she doesn't mind sharing a couch. This will eliminate her asking to stay at your house in the future as your friend will take over the responsibility and be grateful at the same time.

On a serious note, I had a good friend moving with me and my girlfriend for a "week until he finds a job". He didn't find one for the next 6 months while living in my living room. We are no longer friends. At some point he started to feel comfortable, empty my fridge on a regular basis and invite his girlfriend over all the time. I started to charge him half of the rent, to which he got mad since he "only was sleeping in the living room", we fought all the time and eventually he moved out on a bad note. I only spoke with him once since then and it's been a few years. Unless you don't mind her living there, don't do it. Its a lot easier to say no since your girlfriend is the only one you are willing to share the house with than deal with the consequences. If she has no other option, no money and you still want to be nice and help, rent some cheap motel for her as a present but make sure it doesn't make you look like you will do it every time she is in town.
 
Say you live next door to your land lords and they watch every one who comes through like a hawk. You'd love her to stay with you but if she does it would be a violation of your lease and you'll get kicked out.

Problem solved. You can thank me by giving me your most profitable niche.

getting kicked out for having a friend sleep over? wtf?
 
hahahaha...i can't believe this thread got as long as it did. metoo...you don't deserve that Batman avatar lol!
 
You guys are just a bunch of sentimental knuckleheads.

I think I'll drop my therapy sessions and start expressing my feelings of inner turmoil here.
 
Holy shit, does this look like dear fucking Abby?

Isn't there an "Advice For Weenies" forum somewhere you guys can ask this shit?

wtf.

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