I grossed myself out researching a niche
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My brother in law pulled out one of those big nasty lumps when I was a kid. That was nasty.
I regularly use Q-Tips (cotton swabby things) almost every day. I've given myself ear problems by using them too much or too enthusiastically, though, so be careful.
I regularly use Q-Tips (cotton swabby things) almost every day. I've given myself ear problems by using them too much or too enthusiastically, though, so be careful.
I wanted to see what kind of shit was growing in my ears so I just went to the store and bought some shit called Murine, basically just some ear drops and a plunger. I followed the directions to the tee. I put the drops in my ears and let them sit there for about 5 mintues then I plunged each ear, and low and behold...... nothing. I clean my ears everyday in the shower and I use qtips everyday so I figured my ears would be pretty clean but I thought that there would be a giant ball of wax hiding at the back of my ear canal where qtips won't reach, guess not, I'm disappointed...
I'm addicted to qtipping my ears. Its orgasmic. hehe seriously.
But you're right though, those pick things work better than people imagine. Its healthy and normal to have that much wax in your ears qtipping every day or not. I saw one being used one time. The person didn't have a lot of wax, or so they thought. It's amazing! and I'm never grossed out by ear wax but for some reason if i stick my finger in my ear and theres a bit of it on my finger i can't resist but to sniff it. Then i gag. I'll never learn
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But you're right though, those pick things work better than people imagine. Its healthy and normal to have that much wax in your ears qtipping every day or not. I saw one being used one time. The person didn't have a lot of wax, or so they thought. It's amazing! and I'm never grossed out by ear wax but for some reason if i stick my finger in my ear and theres a bit of it on my finger i can't resist but to sniff it. Then i gag. I'll never learn
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I'm addicted to qtipping my ears. Its orgasmic. hehe seriously.
But you're right though, those pick things work better than people imagine. Its healthy and normal to have that much wax in your ears qtipping every day or not. I saw one being used one time. The person didn't have a lot of wax, or so they thought. It's amazing! and I'm never grossed out by ear wax but for some reason if i stick my finger in my ear and theres a bit of it on my finger i can't resist but to sniff it. Then i gag. I'll never learn
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HOLY FUCK THAT WAS DISGUSTING!
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I actually had a huge problem with earwax a few months ago. I bought one of those liquid ear wax remover things and put a few drops in my ear. I heard sizzling and felt bubbles but nothing ever came out. When I straightened my head again I lost all hearing in my right ear. At this point I'm freaking out like crazy. I thought the ear wax liquid did something to my ear or something. I went to the doc and he basically said the liquid dislodged a lot of ear wax and it got stuck inside my ear. I got the crap removed with some different liquid provided by the doc and the ear wax that came out was bigger than my pinky.
When you put your finger into your ear so that it is completely surrounded by your ear (don't know how else to put this), and then pull it out fast, it creates a vaccuum that can suck out the bastard. Give it a try.
Don't ask how I know this... :anon.sml:
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Hmmm - I've tried the vacuum method - can feel that something ought to happen but nothing pops out. I'm wondering by now whether the wax trail is so extensive that it's kind of wrapped itself round my brain or something...
Perhaps I SHOULD consider your handbook, and the colon cleanse vid sounds like it could be fun. A surprisingly generous offer, all in all.
By the way, virtually all of you, I've been told by the various medical professionals I just happen to know that you really SHOULDN'T use q-tips on your ears. That ears are designed to expel any gunk and stuff naturally.
Then again, I'm the one with the problem. And at least if you all go deaf you'll still have this forum to fall back on as far as conversation is concerned.
BY THE WAY - I've suddenly developed the theory that all is is just a very canny way of FURTHER researching her niche by our original poster.
I think she has her answers - there's almost universal interest in the subject. It's clearly a winner.
I'm addicted to qtipping my ears. Its orgasmic. hehe seriously.
But you're right though, those pick things work better than people imagine. Its healthy and normal to have that much wax in your ears qtipping every day or not. I saw one being used one time. The person didn't have a lot of wax, or so they thought. It's amazing! and I'm never grossed out by ear wax but for some reason if i stick my finger in my ear and theres a bit of it on my finger i can't resist but to sniff it. Then i gag. I'll never learn
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W ..... T ..... FFFFFFF !!!!!!!!!
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I dated a guy who had a little mini orgasm everytime he q-tipped his ears. It was weird.
HarveyJ
He is - THE CACTUS!
Is anyone else getting a mental image of a hand coming out of Mason's ear, ala The Grudge? 
But yeah, I can understand people liking having their ears Q-tipped...
There's a lot of very sensitive nerves in and around the ear. Gentle touching could be quite pleasant when done right...
... And near crippling if you know how to put the right pressure at the right points
There's a really good one just where the base of the skull connects to the ear & jaw bone.
Oh, and they're "Q" tips because it's an abbreviation of "Queue"
But yeah, I can understand people liking having their ears Q-tipped...
There's a lot of very sensitive nerves in and around the ear. Gentle touching could be quite pleasant when done right...
... And near crippling if you know how to put the right pressure at the right points
There's a really good one just where the base of the skull connects to the ear & jaw bone.Oh, and they're "Q" tips because it's an abbreviation of "Queue"
I think it's because "Q" (everyone look at your keyboard) looks like a head with a q-tip sticking out of it.
i would like to know how people with HUGE amounts of wax FEEL...when it is removed from their ears.... are they releaved and opens up better hearing? - haha so fascinated by this... testimonials anyone?
btw...that shit looks like a bird's nest.
btw...that shit looks like a bird's nest.
I'm kinda kicking myself for being a wimp as, yeah, my gut feeling was right about this subject but no, I won't be pursuing this one...especially after seeing that huge muthafucking wad of wax posted up there *vom*
Same exact situation - only for me the liquid actually helped and I regained a little hearing, but the qtip only lodged it and made me completely deaf. I went to a professional and within 2 minutes I went from deaf to perfect hearing, and looked at the bill - yikes.
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