I hate being a pheasant.

[Pheasant]

I hate being such a damn pheasant. :1zhelp: How do I become a baller hundo droppin' badass rockstar pimp motherfucker?

 

[BlvdJeremy]

This made me laugh.

 

[MSTeacher]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-k_Eg7zXuc]The Glitch Mob - We Can Make The World Stop - YouTube[/ame]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3NgWXO5fpI]The Glitch Mob - Haters Mix - YouTube[/ame]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WImWuxHbQCw]The Glitch Mob - Beyond Monday - YouTube[/ame]

 

[Dwight Schrute]

 

[mreed]

 

[thehobbster]

Get ya nest egg up, homie.

 

[CCarter]

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[shindig]

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qRB4zHigRw"]Worlds Biggest & Longest Dead Snake - Must SEE! - YouTube[/ame]

 

[BlokBlok]

 

[(O_o)]

 

[GingerSnaps]

 

[Veritas]

To become a pimp, you need hoes.

To become a rockstar, you need to sing/rock/smoke/drink.

To become a motherfucker, you need to date a milf, and see if she would like to bang your broke ass.

byaaah

 

[b_sun]

Some of you mother fuckers are so desperate to share your infinite knowledge of how to be a baller ya miss the whole joke.

 

[2yl From WF]

Worlds Biggest & Longest Dead Snake - Must SEE! - YouTube

shit...

 

[vikingred]

 

[davidlee]

i am a fucking Baller, i eat fucking pheasants like u for lunch!