I just almost got stabbed by a brazilian street hooker

[nugget]

fuck. I need to smoke some weed to make my heart stop racing like a drum and bass beat.

 

[IceToEskimos]

how big was his dick?

 

[Your_Pal]

wow where?

 

[cougarclaws]

this ain't twitter bitch. You better come at us with more context than that.

 

[flaw3d]

this ain't twitter bitch. You better come at us with more context than that.

Hahaha

 

[Tobias Funke]

 

[bauss]

y u no use tabs?

 

[blogspotter]

 

[nugget]

was a group of about 6-8 hookers, two of them looked like ladyboys. I was walking down the copacabana beach in rio de janeiro to get to the nightclub where I'd meet a friend (had a big bundle of cash in my pocket). as I was walking past the group, they started asking me for fire/cigarettes (the usual way hookers approach you on the street around here).

I just continued walking past saying "no" since I wasn't up for street meat. so one of them starts grabbing my dick, I push her away and say "no" more firmly and walk on. she comes back, touches my pocket, feels the bundle, calls her friends. all of them start running towards me, grab my arms/shoulders/neck trying to hold me back. it was like walking through a little paradise of boobies from hell. As I push them all away this one chick pulls out a knife and holds it straigt to my face.

that's when I thought it was about time to rather run than getting into a fight with a group of street hookers. so I ran like a motherfucker to the next cab and drove off. not a pleasant experience.

 

[tomaszjot]

You did a right thing. Fighting 6-8 males might be more than typical internet marketer can handle.

 

[nugget]

actually lost 2 buttons of my shirt since she was holding it. I'm not gonna get any brazilian hookers anytime soon lol

 

[dreamache]

You know you're the father of a toddler when the first thing that comes to mind when you read "Rio" is this

Saw that shit 38 times now, and she only started watching it a month ago.

 

[jeffrey]

Why do you keep referring to the hooker as a "she"?

 

[Veritas]

As a wickedfire member, You are suppose to fight back regardless of the consequences, regardless of the gender of the other party.

 

[mx=headroom]

Why do you keep referring to the hooker as a "she"?

Cuz he doesn't want to admit to a guy giving a raging hard on.

 

[tonymontana]

Did you get hard?

 

[fknfny]

pics or it didnt happen

 

[makethatgreen]

 

[Dwight Schrute]

I swear to God, when I saw the thread title I was expecting it to be posted by my Daddy AKA .Hack

 

[wheinrome]

It was the toxoplasmosis