I just almost got stabbed by a brazilian street hooker



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They would have let you go if you told them you represented some big brands at 1 point
 
does that woman on the right 4 posts up have a massive hemorrhoid or is that just me?
 
You should go find her with a machete.

And then do the Crocadile Dundee "that's not a knife" bit. Then fucking stab the cunt.
 
nugget said:
was a group of about 6-8 hookers, two of them looked like ladyboys. I was walking down the copacabana beach in rio de janeiro to get to the nightclub where I'd meet a friend (had a big bundle of cash in my pocket). as I was walking past the group, they started asking me for fire/cigarettes (the usual way hookers approach you on the street around here).

I just continued walking past saying "no" since I wasn't up for street meat. so one of them starts grabbing my dick, I push her away and say "no" more firmly and walk on. she comes back, touches my pocket, feels the bundle, calls her friends. all of them start running towards me, grab my arms/shoulders/neck trying to hold me back. it was like walking through a little paradise of boobies from hell. As I push them all away this one chick pulls out a knife and holds it straigt to my face.

that's when I thought it was about time to rather run than getting into a fight with a group of street hookers. so I ran like a motherfucker to the next cab and drove off. not a pleasant experience.
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God damn, I just broke my fleshlight.
 
Maybe you should reconsider the places you visit and the time you visit them at.
Hookers with blades sounds like no fun to me.
Suddenly Ass - well in context, you're awesome.
 
nugget said:
was a group of about 6-8 hookers, two of them looked like ladyboys. I was walking down the copacabana beach in rio de janeiro to get to the nightclub where I'd meet a friend (had a big bundle of cash in my pocket). as I was walking past the group, they started asking me for fire/cigarettes (the usual way hookers approach you on the street around here).

I just continued walking past saying "no" since I wasn't up for street meat. so one of them starts grabbing my dick, I push her away and say "no" more firmly and walk on. she comes back, touches my pocket, feels the bundle, calls her friends. all of them start running towards me, grab my arms/shoulders/neck trying to hold me back. it was like walking through a little paradise of boobies from hell. As I push them all away this one chick pulls out a knife and holds it straigt to my face.

that's when I thought it was about time to rather run than getting into a fight with a group of street hookers. so I ran like a motherfucker to the next cab and drove off. not a pleasant experience.
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Should've stayed in Buenos Aires.

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mattseh said:
nugget, why are you ALWAYS around street meat, no matter which country you're in?
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didn't YOU want to check them out in berlin?! lol at least they weren't trying to rob an stab us there.

this shit still feels so unreal, what an awful death to be stabbed by a group of hookers on the street over some worthless brazilian currency.
I mean if at least they stab you to death while fucking you.
 
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Try not to look like a tourist when you visit poorer countries. Wear some $20 pants and simple shirt and never carry much money.
 
fixie said:
Try not to look like a tourist when you visit poorer countries. Wear some $20 pants and simple shirt and never carry much money.
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yeah. I have a brain and this is common sense, I know. but If you're heading to a nightclub to pick up local girls you might not want to wear 20$ pants and you might want to have some money with you to pay for all the shit.

and it wasn't some dark small street either. it was the main road with police patrols standing around every 100-200 meters and it was like 500 meters from my hotel to the club.
 
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