I just left my pizza delivery guy a 5 spot...



They were quick to deliver my food. I didn't have to leave my house. I got to enjoy a nice, hot pepperoni lovers all to myself. Talk about a luxury.

Come at me, bro-
ke asses.

Those San Diego delivery guys must have what you like is all I can say.

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I left this Mexican guy a $50 tip on a credit card when I ordered on Easter and the owner called me and would not believe it for the life of him that I left a tip that large - I bet they almost fired that dude.