I just took a shit and I'm out of baby wipes



First started using baby wipes on camping trips. For ass wiping, but for cleaning your pits and face too. When you can't take a proper shower for a few days using a damp towel and some baby wipes will freshen you right up. We buy those fuckers by the case now that we have 2 kids in diapers. I should buy stock in Pampers.
 
Converter two years now here.

Wipe, fold, wipe, fold, wipe. Win. One baby wipe and you're good. Get 500 for $10, and that's two cents a crap.

Completely worth it.
 
We had a similar thread back in 2010...

http://www.wickedfire.com/shooting-shit/84063-folded-wadded.html

and I pointed out if you truly want a clean anus, the bidet is the only way to go...

http://www.wickedfire.com/shooting-shit/84063-folded-wadded.html#post770593

beyond that, if ever caught out having to take a crap in public, a half a dozen wet paper towels works pretty good after the initial wipe.

Also good...

http://www.wickedfire.com/shooting-shit/42634-sit-stand.html

and there's a front to back or back to front thread somewhere too if I IIRC.
 
im concerned about toilet blockage, isn't this stuff tough on the ol' piping?

They have the ones you can flush, cost a bit more.

I buy wipes for the kids. For those using a garbage can to dispose, I imagine adult wipe is different than a baby one. Can't imagine having a garbage can full of ass wipe... Doesn't it smell like shit in your bathroom all the time?
If you don't use the trash can, where do you dispose?
 
And I thought I was alone in the world, sneaking baby wipes to wipe on my ass.

Thank you internet.
 
more household goods that go great with ass

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