I just took a shit and I'm out of baby wipes



Rage9 said:
Is this thread real? I mean, on one hand it sounds very logical. On the other hand your using baby wipes. On the other hand chicks dig guys buying baby shit. On the other hand you're a giant pussy for using them. On the other hand your butt could smell or hurt less. On the other hand if your guy friends saw them in your bathroom you'll take a boat load of shit for it. On the other hand if women aw them in your bathroom they'll just get turned on by the thought of having a baby (instant lay make sure and double condom).
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today i learned rage9 has at least 7 hands
 
Might be TMI (but I have already professed to being a sink pisser so what the hell):

New Orleans + Humidity + Kayaking= Monkey Butt

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A cool baby wipe is Nirvana in these instances.

Fuck the Charmin, Earth's Best available at Target FTW!!!!!
 
ly2 from WF said:
...what's wrong with twilight?
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what's wrong with sucking D?




On the real though, only real g's take things to the next level like I do.

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I lol'd hard a good three or four times while reading this thread, at the same time tho.. I can't help but to want to try this. So for now I'll withhold my 'faggot' comments.
 
I've got 4 kids of which 3 of them are in love with these things, they hate toilet paper. They can't shove them down the toilet fast enough and backing up the toilet every other day. It's gotten so bad I keep the plunger right next to the toilet so I can race in to try and unblock the toilet as they're screaming about shit flowing all over the floor.

And to those of you with kids still in diapers, try the walgreen's brand of diapers, they blow the shit out of Pampers any day.
 
Rage9 said:
Is this thread real? I mean, on one hand it sounds very logical. On the other hand your using baby wipes. On the other hand chicks dig guys buying baby shit. On the other hand you're a giant pussy for using them. On the other hand your butt could smell or hurt less. On the other hand if your guy friends saw them in your bathroom you'll take a boat load of shit for it. On the other hand if women aw them in your bathroom they'll just get turned on by the thought of having a baby (instant lay make sure and double condom).
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These are the thoughts that went through my head as I stood in the store and stared at them for 10 minutes straight.

When I saw that you can't throw them in the toilet, I decided against buying them.
 
Fiver said:
These are the thoughts that went through my head as I stood in the store and stared at them for 10 minutes straight.

When I saw that you can't throw them in the toilet, I decided against buying them.
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Yes you can, I flush mine. You're not supposed to if you're poor or a 3rd worlder because it will fuck up your sewage. But if you're a 3rd worlder or poor you can't afford them anyway so you're good to go bro.
 
ly2 from WF said:
Yes you can, I flush mine. You're not supposed to if you're poor or a 3rd worlder because it will fuck up your sewage. But if you're a 3rd worlder or poor you can't afford them anyway so you're good to go bro.
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Wipes and a soft toilet paper finish - that's the way to go.
You should not flush those, there are creative ways to get rid of them, but why get more graphic in this mild thread...
 
This thread definitely deserves a bump

just had the opportunity to give this a try when camping last weekend. I went w/ the Clorox bleach wipes and all I can say is OMFG
 
It's already been mentioned but make sure you get the toilet safe wipes. The non-toilet safe ones don't break up properly and will fuck your plumbing hardcore.
 
The problem with toilet paper...

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ly2 from WF said:
Fuck.

I had to use toilet paper.

Am I the only one who uses baby wipes to wipe my ass? I know, you're thinking "what a fucking faggot" which may be true but if you've never used baby wipes to wipe your asshole I suggest you pick some up next time your at the grocery store. Get ready to have your fucking mind blown. You'll never use toilet paper again because it will make you feel like some kind of wild caveman.

My favorite kind is winnie the pooh, comes in a tan color box with colored circles on it. I think huggies makes them. Don't get the adult kind, they're fucking trash.

in b4 faggot
in b4 1st world problems
in b4 ban
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I learned this magical life trick when I had my 1st kid. LOVE baby wipes and we bought them in bulk anyway. I use them at home often (but not always) however their true worth comes in when you aren't at home. I never go on a road trip, to a bar, sporting event, concert, etc without a BUNCH of them. I just put a stack in to a zip lock baggie and keep em on me at all times. Clean the seat, line the seat, clean my ass....

If I had only known sooner.
 
Or you just gain control over your basic body function and put the daily shit in the "right before shower" timeslot
 
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