Here's the deal.
I come up with WAY too many ideas for my own good, and for my partner Brandon to even handle sometimes. I really really suck at implementing or follow through, especially when it requires a lot of work that I'm not very fond of. I guess I'm just spoiled by now.
So I need a slave. Like a personal assistant who is willing to work for me remotely. Handle a lot of my stuff. Spend lots and lots of time getting shit done for me. Multi-tasking. Reminding me to do things. Keep tabs on projects. Do the leg work for me when it comes to doing boring repetitive work.
Basically, your job is to be my slave. Seriously. You work your ass off for 6-10 months as a type of remote internship. In exchange, you'll learn more from me, the good stuff I hope, than you can ever learn from anyone else in the industry in terms of innovative thinking, strategies, how NOT to run a company, sales, BH techniques... not only SEO, learn how to manipulate people through specific types of speaking methods, and lots of other goodies. Oh yeah, you're going to be flown out for free, or rather on our tab to Aff Summit West and possibly AD:TECH NY (depending on if you live close or not). At the shows you'll be around me and you'll take notes and photos of people I meet so I can remember who they are (because my short term memory blows).
This is NOT a salary job.. but since I can't be THAT cruel, I will offer you compensation in terms of %'s from any projects you work on with me. They won't be very high %'s either, so don't get all cranky on me.
You WILL have to sign a very well written and covered NDA and a Non-Compete (for certain projects). You will get hands on training in just about EVERY topic for internet marketing. You can basically get free consulting on just about everything (in a non-irritating way please) that you were ever afraid to ask.
You MUST have a background in Design, development, coding (php especially). By background I don't mean you have to be a fuckin expert. But let's just remember that Jon is horrible in design, dev, and coding/programming, so someone needs to compensate for me.
You MUST have a good personality (you may be on the phone often, and I don't want you fucking up deals for me because you sound like an idiot).
You MUST have a good attitude at almost all times and be a hard worker. I don't want to have to give you pep talks and a hug, because I will just fire you and laugh instead.
You MUST be open, honest and loyal at all times, even when your months of slavery are over.
You MUST be able to read and follow directions the first time.
You MUST be available between the times of 10am EST - 8pm EST. We can work on this if it's really an issue, but I usually stop at around 2am. But I won't punish you for my crappy work habits.
You MUST be willing to take a walk on the dark side, and have a very open view of business ethics and morals.. or lack there of.
You MUST be over the age of 18 at least, if not 21. Male or female, I don't give a shit, just be able to deal with a rude, cruel Jew from NYC with a potty mouth and an attitude.
I am being 100% serious with this post.
Email me at Jon AT WickedFire.com with a paragraph or two on why you'd like the position, and what goals or accomplishments you have for the next year. You can also tell me about your current situation, but if it's a sob story, don't expect a very nice reply from me.
This may sound like a shitty job, but I can assure you, it's not all that bad. You may actually have fun with it, and if you can survive working for me as my assistant, then you can handle just about anyone or any challenge in the industry afterwards. How's that for learning a trade then eh?
I come up with WAY too many ideas for my own good, and for my partner Brandon to even handle sometimes. I really really suck at implementing or follow through, especially when it requires a lot of work that I'm not very fond of. I guess I'm just spoiled by now.
So I need a slave. Like a personal assistant who is willing to work for me remotely. Handle a lot of my stuff. Spend lots and lots of time getting shit done for me. Multi-tasking. Reminding me to do things. Keep tabs on projects. Do the leg work for me when it comes to doing boring repetitive work.
Basically, your job is to be my slave. Seriously. You work your ass off for 6-10 months as a type of remote internship. In exchange, you'll learn more from me, the good stuff I hope, than you can ever learn from anyone else in the industry in terms of innovative thinking, strategies, how NOT to run a company, sales, BH techniques... not only SEO, learn how to manipulate people through specific types of speaking methods, and lots of other goodies. Oh yeah, you're going to be flown out for free, or rather on our tab to Aff Summit West and possibly AD:TECH NY (depending on if you live close or not). At the shows you'll be around me and you'll take notes and photos of people I meet so I can remember who they are (because my short term memory blows).
This is NOT a salary job.. but since I can't be THAT cruel, I will offer you compensation in terms of %'s from any projects you work on with me. They won't be very high %'s either, so don't get all cranky on me.
You WILL have to sign a very well written and covered NDA and a Non-Compete (for certain projects). You will get hands on training in just about EVERY topic for internet marketing. You can basically get free consulting on just about everything (in a non-irritating way please) that you were ever afraid to ask.
You MUST have a background in Design, development, coding (php especially). By background I don't mean you have to be a fuckin expert. But let's just remember that Jon is horrible in design, dev, and coding/programming, so someone needs to compensate for me.
You MUST have a good personality (you may be on the phone often, and I don't want you fucking up deals for me because you sound like an idiot).
You MUST have a good attitude at almost all times and be a hard worker. I don't want to have to give you pep talks and a hug, because I will just fire you and laugh instead.
You MUST be open, honest and loyal at all times, even when your months of slavery are over.
You MUST be able to read and follow directions the first time.
You MUST be available between the times of 10am EST - 8pm EST. We can work on this if it's really an issue, but I usually stop at around 2am. But I won't punish you for my crappy work habits.
You MUST be willing to take a walk on the dark side, and have a very open view of business ethics and morals.. or lack there of.
You MUST be over the age of 18 at least, if not 21. Male or female, I don't give a shit, just be able to deal with a rude, cruel Jew from NYC with a potty mouth and an attitude.
I am being 100% serious with this post.
Email me at Jon AT WickedFire.com with a paragraph or two on why you'd like the position, and what goals or accomplishments you have for the next year. You can also tell me about your current situation, but if it's a sob story, don't expect a very nice reply from me.
This may sound like a shitty job, but I can assure you, it's not all that bad. You may actually have fun with it, and if you can survive working for me as my assistant, then you can handle just about anyone or any challenge in the industry afterwards. How's that for learning a trade then eh?
