I need some help :-(

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BOAISSO

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anyone want to talk w/ me on aim to help me with affiliate advertising?

aim: aplchian
 


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Sorry to pull up an old, worthless thread, but...well, here's what you get for helping newbies:

(after suggesting he tried searching Google for basic HTML advice):

[11:29] aplchian: like on the bottom of the page i want to put links
[11:30] aplchian: next to each other
[11:30] aplchian: text links
[11:30] onlyelime: Right...so you mean there isn't enough space between them?
[11:30] aplchian: uhh
[11:31] aplchian: nvm
[11:31] onlyelime: Here's another tip along with using Google: get a firmer grasp on the English language
[11:31] aplchian: ok
[11:31] aplchian: thnx
[11:31] aplchian: and uhhhhh
[11:31] aplchian: ur a FAGGOT
[11:31] aplchian: so fuck off
[11:31] onlyelime: Charming.
[11:31] aplchian: Ya.
[11:32] aplchian: faggot.
[11:32] aplchian: fucking nerd
[11:32] aplchian: go outside

aplchian = Boaisso.

So much for "teach them to fish rather than give them a fish."
 
Sorry to pull up an old, worthless thread, but...well, here's what you get for helping newbies:


[11:31] onlyelime: Here's another tip along with using Google: get a firmer grasp on the English language
[11:31] aplchian: ok
[11:31] aplchian: thnx
[11:31] aplchian: and uhhhhh
[11:31] aplchian: ur a FAGGOT
[11:31] aplchian: so fuck off
[11:31] onlyelime: Charming.
[11:31] aplchian: Ya.
[11:32] aplchian: faggot.
[11:32] aplchian: fucking nerd
[11:32] aplchian: go outside

aplchian = Boaisso.

So much for "teach them to fish rather than give them a fish."

Yeah, but he didn't know English. Maybe faggot is thank you in french, fucking nerd is I really want to thank you, and go outside is: do you want a blow job?:anon.sml:
 
Sorry to pull up an old, worthless thread, but...well, here's what you get for helping newbies:

(after suggesting he tried searching Google for basic HTML advice):

[11:29] aplchian: like on the bottom of the page i want to put links
[11:30] aplchian: next to each other
[11:30] aplchian: text links
[11:30] onlyelime: Right...so you mean there isn't enough space between them?
[11:30] aplchian: uhh
[11:31] aplchian: nvm
[11:31] onlyelime: Here's another tip along with using Google: get a firmer grasp on the English language
[11:31] aplchian: ok
[11:31] aplchian: thnx
[11:31] aplchian: and uhhhhh
[11:31] aplchian: ur a FAGGOT
[11:31] aplchian: so fuck off
[11:31] onlyelime: Charming.
[11:31] aplchian: Ya.
[11:32] aplchian: faggot.
[11:32] aplchian: fucking nerd
[11:32] aplchian: go outside

aplchian = Boaisso.

So much for "teach them to fish rather than give them a fish."

Wow, no wonder he's an unsuccessful homo.
 
Since we're sharing, teaching people to fish is apparently pretty hard (although in fairness, other folks have been much better that have been in touch, still..)......

(6:28:56 PM) Aplchian:
Hi. Are you there?
(6:32:35 PM) Aplchian:
yo yo
(6:34:06 PM) ME:
yup
(6:34:11 PM) Aplchian:
yo
(6:34:14 PM) ME:
who's this ?
(6:34:15 PM) Aplchian:
im from wicked fire
(6:34:18 PM) ME:
ah
(6:34:39 PM) Aplchian:
what's good to do to make $?
(6:35:41 PM) ME:
hmmm, depends what you mean, you can make money from pretty much anything. depends on what method you want to use, how much money, what your technical skills are etc etc.
(6:35:53 PM) Aplchian:
hmm
(6:35:55 PM) Aplchian:
what do you do?
(6:36:29 PM) ME:
pretty much everything.
(6:36:38 PM) Aplchian:
how much u make?
(6:36:40 PM) ME:
there are a ton of ideas on wickedfire you could use.
(6:37:23 PM) Aplchian:
how much $ u make?
(6:37:33 PM) Aplchian:
u dont gotta answer if u dont wanna
(6:37:38 PM) ME:
http://www.wickedfire.com/affiliate-marketing/20230-make-150-day-2.html
(6:37:41 PM) Aplchian:
i jusst wanna see like how much people make
(6:37:47 PM) ME:
follow that and you can easily start making cash.
(6:38:27 PM) ME:
I make plenty. Takes time. You can comfortably make $5k per month, if you are good $10k+.
(6:38:41 PM) Aplchian:
u make 5K a month/
(6:38:45 PM) ME:
I make more.
(6:38:51 PM) Aplchian:
REALLY?
(6:38:53 PM) ME:
I was giving you an example.
(6:38:53 PM) Aplchian:
dude
(6:39:05 PM) Aplchian:
i got 200$ for christmass
(6:39:11 PM) Aplchian:
i wanna do something w/ it
(6:39:14 PM) Aplchian:
but like
(6:39:25 PM) Aplchian:
i dont wanna blow it
(6:39:47 PM) ME:
stop worrying about what other people make, just go do it. sometimes you lose. No-one is going to hand you 100% sure thing, that's up to you.
(6:40:11 PM) ME:
Don't use your $200, sign up for the free $100 from Yahoo and use that instead.
(6:40:19 PM) Aplchian:
really?
(6:40:22 PM) Aplchian:
its free?
(6:40:26 PM) Aplchian:
i dont gotta pay anthing?
(6:40:34 PM) ME:
that thread I sent you, someone put a link in there.
(6:41:12 PM) ME:
I don't know, think it's $5 deposit or something, which you can also spend. If you aren't willing to spend any many to make money then why the fuck you insterested in this shit.
(6:41:23 PM) Aplchian:
ha
(6:41:24 PM) Aplchian:
ok
(6:41:36 PM) Aplchian:
im gonna do it
(6:41:49 PM) Aplchian:
wats ur best thing?
(6:41:51 PM) Aplchian:
ppc?
(6:42:14 PM) ME:
Let's see, I put a post in that thread I just sent you and someone even posted that they've spent $35 and made $70, so um, just fucking do it.
(6:42:33 PM) Aplchian:
im doing it dude
(6:42:33 PM) Aplchian:
lol
(6:42:46 PM) ME:
Do something simple, like some hot video game, guitar hero 3 for XB360 or PS2 (not PS3)
(6:43:24 PM) Aplchian:
so wat do i do..?
(6:43:51 PM) ME:
be warned, you can easily lose money too. So, try to minimize use of your own money until you figure out how things work, hence using Yahoo coupon or something.
(6:43:56 PM) ME:
Read that thread.
(6:44:01 PM) Aplchian:
k
(6:44:02 PM) ME:
Doesn't really get much simpler than that.
(6:44:17 PM) Aplchian:
so im on the 'choose keywords' page now
(6:44:20 PM) Aplchian:
wat should i put in?
(6:44:28 PM) Aplchian:
i dont wanna be annyoing dude
(6:44:33 PM) ME:
too late.
(6:44:37 PM) Aplchian:
dang
(6:44:38 PM) ME:
read the fucking thread.
(6:44:43 PM) ME:
"buy guitar hero 3"
(6:44:47 PM) ME:
"buy GHIII"
(6:44:53 PM) ME:
"buy guitar hero"
(6:45:00 PM) ME:
I mean.. it isn't brain surgery.
(6:45:05 PM) Aplchian:
o ok
(6:45:44 PM) ME:
since you are pissing away someone else's money, just to get your feet wet, you can bid fairly high to get traffic, if you get your page up tonight, you'll get a lot of the post-holiday shoppers.
(6:46:13 PM) Aplchian:
o ok
(6:46:18 PM) Aplchian:
cool mayne
(6:46:31 PM) Aplchian:
on the keyword page.. should i put the phrases in "?
(6:46:45 PM) Aplchian:
quotes
(6:47:12 PM) ME:
What are keyword matching options? Google AdWords Help Center
(6:47:19 PM) ME:
Exact Match.
(6:47:37 PM) ME:
Probably phrase match too.
(6:47:52 PM) Aplchian:
o ok
(6:51:03 PM) Aplchian:
wat should i put as account daily spedning limit?
(6:51:28 PM) ME:
$50
(6:51:30 PM) Aplchian:
k
(6:51:39 PM) ME:
or $25 if you are too chicken.
(6:51:53 PM) ME:
or $100 if you don't care since it's someone else's money
(6:51:58 PM) Aplchian:
lol
(6:52:14 PM) Aplchian:
wat about title of ad?
(6:52:29 PM) ME:
Buy Guitar Hero 3 - NOW
(6:52:40 PM) ME:
Guitar Hero 3 - Offer !
(6:53:07 PM) ME:
Guitar Hero 3 - Available
(6:53:17 PM) ME:
Guitar Hero 3- XBOX 3609
(6:53:22 PM) ME:
Whatever you think is best.
(6:53:26 PM) Aplchian:
o ok
(6:53:27 PM) Aplchian:
i see
(6:53:31 PM) Aplchian:
shit
(6:53:36 PM) Aplchian:
first i gotta make a site :-X
(6:53:37 PM) Aplchian:
lol
(6:53:38 PM) Aplchian:
k
(6:53:41 PM) ME:
weebly.com
(6:53:46 PM) ME:
you really should read that fucking thread.
(6:54:08 PM) ME:
name your site guitarhero360 or something like that.
(6:54:14 PM) Aplchian:
k
(6:54:19 PM) Aplchian:
ur awsome dude
(6:54:25 PM) Aplchian:
i wanna be like u
(6:54:31 PM) ME:
guitarherofor360 even better usual shit.
(6:54:43 PM) Aplchian:
will my username be the site title?
(6:55:17 PM) Aplchian:
o wait
(6:55:19 PM) Aplchian:
nvm
(6:56:18 PM) ME:
Getting Indexed by Search Engines
(6:56:28 PM) ME:
do that once you are done to get organic results.
(6:56:56 PM) Aplchian:
eh so what kinda offer should i run w/ this?
(6:58:00 PM) ME:
er, walmart seeling guitar hero 3 for XB360 !? or amazon or any other fucking merchant.
(6:58:07 PM) ME:
you 12 years old or something ?
(6:58:11 PM) Aplchian:
15
(6:58:16 PM) ME:
hmmmm
(6:58:22 PM) ME:
better use amazon.
(6:58:27 PM) ME:
associates.amazon.com
(6:58:44 PM) ME:
shitty commission, but, it'll probably convert easier for you.
(6:59:16 PM) Aplchian:
could i use any zip submits or email or anything w/ this?
(6:59:24 PM) ME:
why bother.
(6:59:28 PM) Aplchian:
idk?
(6:59:29 PM) Aplchian:
lol
(6:59:29 PM) ME:
just sell guitar hero.
(6:59:56 PM) ME:
if you can find a zip/email submit, you could try it, but, makes no difference really.
(7:00:12 PM) ME:
since these sites are free to create, do as many as you want and try them.
(7:00:25 PM) Aplchian:
ya truue
(7:02:52 PM) Aplchian:
yo that weebl site is awsome
(7:02:56 PM) Aplchian:
jsut drag and drop
(7:03:05 PM) ME:
yup, pretty much idiot proof.
(7:03:12 PM) Aplchian:
yap
(7:03:21 PM) Aplchian:
when did u start affilait stufF?
(7:03:35 PM) ME:
a few years ago now.
(7:06:07 PM) Aplchian:
yo dude can i see one of ur weebly sites?
(7:07:03 PM) ME:
inurl:weebly.com - Google Search
(7:07:08 PM) ME:
plenty of examples there.
(7:08:03 PM) ME:
Best Wii Games - Home
(7:08:13 PM) ME:
not mine, but one of the many examples you can find in google.
(7:08:18 PM) Aplchian:
o ok
(7:08:19 PM) Aplchian:
tnx
(7:15:02 PM) Aplchian:
yo this is a good one
(7:15:02 PM) Aplchian:
guitar hero 3
 
you guys shouldn't bash someone for being a noob, he's actually smart asking people for help instead of reading through hundreds of "get rich quick" shit and wasting his money and time, or spending hours trying to understand a thread someone posted and messing up.
 
you guys shouldn't bash someone for being a noob, he's actually smart asking people for help instead of reading through hundreds of "get rich quick" shit and wasting his money and time, or spending hours trying to understand a thread someone posted and messing up.

If he sounds immature.. it's probably because he is.
"i got 200$ for christmas"
Probably a kid.



Either way.. he's annoying lx
 
He's being bashed because he's a ungrateful piece of shit.
Did you see the first chat session?

[11:31] onlyelime: Here's another tip along with using Google: get a firmer grasp on the English language
[11:31] aplchian: ok
[11:31] aplchian: thnx
[11:31] aplchian: and uhhhhh
[11:31] aplchian: ur a FAGGOT
[11:31] aplchian: so fuck off
[11:31] onlyelime: Charming.
[11:31] aplchian: Ya.
[11:32] aplchian: faggot.
[11:32] aplchian: fucking nerd
[11:32] aplchian: go outside
 
you guys shouldn't bash someone for being a noob, he's actually smart asking people for help instead of reading through hundreds of "get rich quick" shit and wasting his money and time, or spending hours trying to understand a thread someone posted and messing up.

omfg.

He was directed to the exact posts in wickedfire that have tons of free, useful information - not "get rich quick" shit. You might benefit from reading them too.

Seriously, it's like a fucking DP tidal wave around this gay webmaster forum.
 
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