If anyone ever wondered what goes on at a Bachlorette Party...

ebtek

ebtek

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not so bad eh?









































then BAM. Rimjob out of nowhere


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let this be a lesson to us married folk; smell your wife's breath when she gets home from now on
 


This is the most depressing setting for a party I have ever seen. Clearly, the only hope that girl in the black dress had of escaping the dreary confines of her immediate surroundings was to try to lose herself in the sweaty asshole of a make-believe fireman.

Can you blame her?
 
oh please, anyone who lowers their carbs (or at least doesn't take refined sugars and junkass food) and increases their protein intake can get striations. You only need to go sub 10% body fat and they'll appear.

he probably does take something but you can't just judge someone like that.
 
Robert_Frost said:
oh please, anyone who lowers their carbs (or at least doesn't take refined sugars and junkass food) and increases their protein intake can get striations. You only need to go sub 10% body fat and they'll appear.

he probably does take something but you can't just judge someone like that.
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then clearly it was that acai product Opera was pushing last year, in conjunction with a really good colon cleanse
 
Robert_Frost said:
oh please, anyone who lowers their carbs (or at least doesn't take refined sugars and junkass food) and increases their protein intake can get striations. You only need to go sub 10% body fat and they'll appear.

he probably does take something but you can't just judge someone like that.
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I cut my carbs down drastically over the last few months and will only consume high quality cuts of beef. The problem is my ass still looks like cottage cheese and I still cant make out where the shaft of my penis ends.

Do you think acai is for me??
 
Big Joe said:
I cut my carbs down drastically over the last few months and will only consume high quality cuts of beef. The problem is my ass still looks like cottage cheese and I still cant make out where the shaft of my penis ends.

Do you think acai is for me??
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No, colon cleanse. I feel like you're just full of shit.
 
I couldn't help but ask myself; "What are the chances I could get my salad tossed if I bought some fireman's gear and made a few Craigslist posts"?

Is it customary to have your junk stroked as your salad is being tossed? That seems even more appealing to me.
 
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