If you have ever been car towed...

i once caught a fucker trying to tow my car and prevented it. just so happened i was right around the corner.

(scrubby guy tries to use his super-key to basically break into the vehicle)

me: errrr... what are you doing?
rat man: someone called and said this car had broken down in the alley.
me: well it's not.

(he GTFO)

the car was legally parked, right at the side of the building i used to work at and was not blocking anything.

shady business.