When Her Highness came out with free articles, people got angry....REAL angry, in fact! After all, that's an INSULT to wicked fire members, so due to popular demand (and plenty of backlash) Her Highness is now offering articles at a PRICE.
Yup, that's right. For $3 you can get a 500 word article! But wait...you need more than one article?
NO PROBLEM! Her Highness will be happy to work with you and provide your content within 24 hours (or less), once I agree to work with you.
But who the heck is this Highness chick? Well, if you are thick as a door knob and haven't heard of me yet, you are about to! So, hold your nose, breathe deep, and before you kill yourself, read this:
I was born on American soil. But this is not the reason
why my English language skills will top that of any opponent here. You see, unlike
other fat and lazy Americans, I actually WORK on my English skills, and study the
old fashioned DICTIONARY.
Instead of assuming I know something, I RESEARCH it first. Thus, due to my constant
need to know pretty much everything about a subject, when I do research something,
rest assured it's with a vengeance you would never expect.
But then again, if you want a lazy american writing your articles, who doesn't even
make an effort to AT LEAST use spell check...
...Or if you want someone simply copying and pasting what they read and writing it for
you, then by all means leave now and forever pay for crappy content elsewhere...
because you ARE NOT going to find that here.
Not saying I am perfect, because I am not. BUT, my writing skills have been carefully
perfected to LITERALLY cater to YOU. Also, I have years of experience under my belt,
and have a proven track record when it comes to success in the marketing world.
I will literally get inside the heads of your readers or clientèle and will FORCE them to buy
whether they like it or not.
Not sure if you want someone to buy, because you just need "filler" content? Well either
you want your traffic to think your website is the holy grail, or you want them to leave
and blindly follow your competition instead. So either way you are screwed unless you take
up my services.
Oh, and before I forget, you should probably contact me to learn more about my "bulls-eye"
writing methods and tactics, which can greatly improve your conversion rates.
Now you know what I'm all about. (You better not doubt me again!)
Anyway, you folks better not miss out on this great opportunity, because I am the ONLY ONE crazy enough to offer my powerful writing abilities for only $3 a piece!
Unless of course you want some Filipino writer in charge of YOUR BANK ACCOUNT, because when you hire a writer, you are literally giving them the power to either DRAIN, or to PUT money INTO your account.
So it's your choice drain it with those other bozos....or fill it up with Her Highness.
Signed,
Her Highness
Yup, that's right. For $3 you can get a 500 word article! But wait...you need more than one article?
NO PROBLEM! Her Highness will be happy to work with you and provide your content within 24 hours (or less), once I agree to work with you.
But who the heck is this Highness chick? Well, if you are thick as a door knob and haven't heard of me yet, you are about to! So, hold your nose, breathe deep, and before you kill yourself, read this:
I was born on American soil. But this is not the reason
why my English language skills will top that of any opponent here. You see, unlike
other fat and lazy Americans, I actually WORK on my English skills, and study the
old fashioned DICTIONARY.
Instead of assuming I know something, I RESEARCH it first. Thus, due to my constant
need to know pretty much everything about a subject, when I do research something,
rest assured it's with a vengeance you would never expect.
But then again, if you want a lazy american writing your articles, who doesn't even
make an effort to AT LEAST use spell check...
...Or if you want someone simply copying and pasting what they read and writing it for
you, then by all means leave now and forever pay for crappy content elsewhere...
because you ARE NOT going to find that here.
Not saying I am perfect, because I am not. BUT, my writing skills have been carefully
perfected to LITERALLY cater to YOU. Also, I have years of experience under my belt,
and have a proven track record when it comes to success in the marketing world.
I will literally get inside the heads of your readers or clientèle and will FORCE them to buy
whether they like it or not.
Not sure if you want someone to buy, because you just need "filler" content? Well either
you want your traffic to think your website is the holy grail, or you want them to leave
and blindly follow your competition instead. So either way you are screwed unless you take
up my services.
Oh, and before I forget, you should probably contact me to learn more about my "bulls-eye"
writing methods and tactics, which can greatly improve your conversion rates.
Now you know what I'm all about. (You better not doubt me again!)
Anyway, you folks better not miss out on this great opportunity, because I am the ONLY ONE crazy enough to offer my powerful writing abilities for only $3 a piece!
Unless of course you want some Filipino writer in charge of YOUR BANK ACCOUNT, because when you hire a writer, you are literally giving them the power to either DRAIN, or to PUT money INTO your account.
So it's your choice drain it with those other bozos....or fill it up with Her Highness.
Signed,
Her Highness
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