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I'm only buying sites with natural search engine rankings or direct navigation (type-in/typo) traffic.

The sites must be at least 80% US, UK, Can, or Australian traffic. Almost all of the traffic MUST be coming from Google, Yahoo and/or MSN.

The site(s) must get at least 250 uniques a day.

You MUST provide me with a link to a screenshot of traffic proof, plus traffic keyword or search referrers.

The site can be ANY age, and almost ANY niche except for adult, pharma and warez. I'll even buy proxy and myspace sites just so long as the traffic is actually hitting the site.

Don't show me screenshots of pageviews or impressions, because I don't give a shit about that. That also includes Alexa rankings, which are bullshit for me. PageRank too, I just don't care.

All I want to see is search traffic or direct navigation/typo/typeins. Full sites or just domains.

PM me with the price you're seeking, don't ask me to suggest a price.

BEFORE SENDING ME A PM, MAKE SURE YOUR SITE/DOMAIN FOLLOWS THE CRITERIA I'M LOOKING FOR. DON'T JUST SEND ME A LINK AND SAY "HERE, HOW MUCH?" BECAUSE I WILL DELETE IT AND BAN YOU FOR A DAY FOR NOT FOLLOWING INSTRUCTIONS!!

My budget for this is unlimited. And I don't care if your site doesn't make shit either. That's fine.
 


What's a dickhole? That's not a very good comeback.

Anyway, my point was that your budget isn't limited, unless you own some kind of printing machine and a way to control the world's economy. You could market your 'unlimited' budget in the same way that hardware manufacturers market their 'almost unlimited' hard drive capacities.
 
turbolapp said:
What about the Sultan of Brunei? I don't think he would require a printing press.
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I wasn't intending to turn this thread into a farce, so this is the last thing I will say on this subject.

It seems from many of the answers to my original flippant comment that people do not understand the difference between 'unlimited' and 'a lot'. If you don't understand the difference then I feel sorry for you; I'm not annoyed with you nor am I angry with you. I'm just sorry for you.
 
sleepylee said:
I wasn't intending to turn this thread into a farce, so this is the last thing I will say on this subject.

It seems from many of the answers to my original flippant comment that people do not understand the difference between 'unlimited' and 'a lot'. If you don't understand the difference then I feel sorry for you; I'm not annoyed with you nor am I angry with you. I'm just sorry for you.
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Who cares? I'm sure he just means that he has a lot of money to spend and his budget is extremely flexible depending on what is offered to him. No need to over analyze.
 
Which might explain the problem with "wrong" feet.


...so anyway, Jon you were trying to sell something? or buy something?
 
Actually, we do not sleep. We are inspecting the inside of our eyes and the correct functioning of the open/close mechanism.

Silly.

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I Like the fact that the owner of this forum also buys websites. For some reason this makes me feel better about this internet shit.
 
sleepylee said:
I wasn't intending to turn this thread into a farce, so this is the last thing I will say on this subject.

It seems from many of the answers to my original flippant comment that people do not understand the difference between 'unlimited' and 'a lot'. If you don't understand the difference then I feel sorry for you; I'm not annoyed with you nor am I angry with you. I'm just sorry for you.
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Unlike you, I feel sorry for you my friend. In the business world, there are certain terms that are not supposed to be taken literally.

When someone says they are working on an unlimited budget, that generally means that they're not working on a limited budget. For example, if x person originally intends to spend $5,000 on websites, if he gets a good deal, he may go ahead and throw in another $5k.

In general VRE (Virtual Real estate) terms, the buyer often means that he has a lot of money in place and does not want to see sites in a particular range.

Watch what you say, before you make an ass out of yourselves on a public forum.
 
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