i'm not kidding, i literally just got this logo design request..

[dreamache]

I slapped this together after reading a design brief from a logo design client today.. Sucks cause I have to refund this person since clients order first then specify what they want..

The Worst Logo Design Request, Ever. (Digg)

 

[jdomaha]

I didn't think my request was all that difficult.

Also, since you brought it to my attention - I will need a walrus wearing a top hat somewhere in the background. The walrus must look slightly intoxicated.

Again, please have this done with 24 hours as I have paid the expedite fee.

 

[Dare Devil]

I got a software that can...wait, what? A walrus? No dude, that's just sick. Just sick!

 

[ncmedia]

Awesome, I don't miss getting shit like this

As buck as it may be though, back when I did logo's I WISH my clients were this descriptive with their wishes...

 

[mpbiz]

thats ridiculous

 

[bobsoap]

That's so much better than "Yo. How much for a website. Thx"

 

[Refrozen]

I don't get it. That sounds like a great client.

 

[papajohn56]

cmon bro don't out my logo

 

[efeezy]

That's fucking funny. I'm going to revisit this thread in a few hours after a few cocktails and then it will be REALLY FUCKING FUNNY.

 

[turbolapp]

^nice sig.

 

[transistor]

what exactly is the problem?

 

[Fatbat]

Cool story bro.

If you'd put the same effort into your "client's" logo as you did your diagram up there you might have come up with something. At least it's not another boring Web2.0 logo which you've already done 1100 of.

If this isn't some thinly veiled attempt at coming up with "the worst logo client ever" story in hopes that it would go viral to draw attention to your flagging design business, then outing your client in social media is a douchebag move.

You failed to come up with anything creative to help steer a misguided client in the right direction.

Send the client my way and I'll take care of him for you...

 

[efeezy]

^nice sig.

Thanks.

 

[bb_wolfe]

Fatbat FTW

 

[dreamache]

Cool story bro.

If you'd put the same effort into your "client's" logo as you did your diagram up there you might have come up with something. At least it's not another boring Web2.0 logo which you've already done 1100 of.

If this isn't some thinly veiled attempt at coming up with "the worst logo client ever" story in hopes that it would go viral to draw attention to your flagging design business, then outing your client in social media is a douchebag move.

You failed to come up with anything creative to help steer a misguided client in the right direction.

Send the client my way and I'll take care of him for you...

lolllllll. A for effort. I contacted the client and did "steer" them in the correct direction, and am going to design a concept for them. If they don't like it, I'll gladly send them your way.

 

[Deliguy]

^fatbat pwnage

The walrus is also win. I couldn't even imagine what a drunk walrus with a tophat drawing would look like. I'm kind of blown away it fits perfectly. He's even an angry drunk

 

[Enigmabomb]

I'm quite impressed by this.

Fatbat--

Can you draw oatmeal style cartoons? If yes, I haz a job for you I think.

 

[jdomaha]

This is perfect. The Walrus is the perfect final touch.

Cool story bro.

If you'd put the same effort into your "client's" logo as you did your diagram up there you might have come up with something. At least it's not another boring Web2.0 logo which you've already done 1100 of.

If this isn't some thinly veiled attempt at coming up with "the worst logo client ever" story in hopes that it would go viral to draw attention to your flagging design business, then outing your client in social media is a douchebag move.

You failed to come up with anything creative to help steer a misguided client in the right direction.

Send the client my way and I'll take care of him for you...

 

[slickcooldude]

fatbat dropping the fucking hammer down.

 

[money]

Fatbat pwned this thread.